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Sleeping Hermaphroditus

It's a statue where it has a big but- bed it's a art made by unknown person and it's based on a person who has both gender basically the person call hermaphroditus is in both team. It whatever museum and everyone gets shocked when they see the other side
The sleeping hermaphroditus is in the what ever fuck museum in we-we nation.
by Statuesque March 26, 2024
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Tactical sleeping aid

Aka TSA. Is a bear or moose teddy for an adult aged above 30 years old. Who uses this teddy to sleep with at night.
Hay Joanna you need a Tactical sleeping aid to improve you sleep at night.
by Witch man July 16, 2022
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Sleep texting

when someone messages you despite being asleep
Person 1: "I thought you were asleep"

Person 2: "I am, I'm sleep texting"
by lilthoughtie July 16, 2022
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Energy Sleeping

Someone who pours all their energy into sleeping so even though they went to bed early it looks like they go to bed late when they wake up.
I energy sleeping is the best way to act like you went to bed late.late.
by Gwilikers July 17, 2022
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Rusty Sleeping Bag

When you fall asleep with your dick in her ass.
Bernie got hepatitis from using a rusty sleeping bag.
by kaylaxkitten July 28, 2022
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Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own shirt or clothing in bed to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of presomnial masturbation so that he can fall asleep without having to ruin his comfortability by having to find another means of disposal.
When I’m in the mood for a quick tug before bed, I always do a scoop and sleep because I’m too lazy to look for tissues.
by anonymous July 29, 2022
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Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.
If I’m really tired and feel the urge for a tug, I alway do a scoop and sleep so I don’t have to look for tissues and just fall asleep right after.
by anonymous July 29, 2022
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