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show lettuce

The result of a professional athlete getting a big head and growing his hair out cause he thinks he's so cooler than he is. When u make it to the big leagues they call it "The Show." Players refer to hair as lettuce. Hence Show Lettuce.
"Damn, look at Bryce Harper sportin that show lettuce! Better put some mayonnaise on that show lettuce rookie!"
by RipTarry999 September 19, 2017
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Show Pony Rider

A horse rider affectionally known as a snob and mistaken for mummy and daddy’s money, they are not rich. Yet mummy owns a yacht on Miami Beach. Well known with there two spacious arenas and American opening barn. Usually found with horses already made and winning.
‘Did you see Rosie the show pony rider, riding her already made show pony, she is a total brat.’
by snipe69horses March 19, 2019
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heavy show

Very good sex given by one person to another; A very strong sex show by either a man or a woman; Sex where all the tricks are pulled out
Melissa put on a heavy show last night...I'm still thinking about her today!
by cabj1990 November 16, 2016
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shit show

A television show you turn on for young children when you have to poop but can’t trust them not to burn down the house or kill each other without supervision. “Shitters” often spend the next 30 minutes sitting on the toilet wondering why they had kids in the first place.
The kids were being so bad I had to put on a shit show so I could poop in peace.
by Khahnman August 1, 2022
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HOW WAS THE SHOW?!

The best way to save oneself from getting called short.
Fan: Oh my gawd I'm taller than-

Rapper: "HOW WAS THE SHOW?!"
by chadzillacheetoface August 15, 2024
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Cock showing

A competition between two males to see who is the biggest swinging dick aka “cool guy”
There was a major cock showing when John and Jim competed over who had more swagger with the ladies
by KK901 October 2, 2019
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show and tell

Besides da classic "supposedly for giving schoolchildren practice/confidence in public speaking" action (but which actually scares da crap outta many kids and/or causes lower-income students to feel jealous of da more-affluent ones who have nicer/fancier possessions to proudly display), this expression also refers to either of two "displaying da merchandise" actions:
(1) Where Person A lets Person B view one or more of Person A's intimate body-parts --- with da understanding dat said reveal is supposed to be kept confidential, of course --- but then either Person A or Person B goes and blabs about said private-area exposure to one or more other people, causing humiliation and/or repercussions to one or both "Persons", or
(2) Where Person A lets Person B view one or more of Person A's intimate body-parts in exchange for Person B's verbally revealing to Person A one or more secrets dat he would otherwise not divulge.
One good way to get a normally-modest chick to let you see her boobs/butt is to offer to help her with her homework or some other task dat she does not possess da knowledge and/or mental/emotional capabilities to tackle on her own, but insist dat she agree to a "show and tell" contract --- i.e., a deal wherein she agrees to let you view her "goods" in exchange for your putting in da time/effort to tell her da vital bits of info dat she needs in order to complete said drudgerous task.
by QuacksO April 17, 2021
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