Brown Shower

To receive the contents of the bowels of another person for sexual gratification. Such practice is common amongst members of the bdsm community.

Nam Nam straddled David above his face and neck, relaxed her large Indian anal sphincter muscles and proceeded to evacuate her bowels. David moaned with pleasure as her watery stools invaded his nose and mouth. She dropped her huge brown shower all over his body.

Brown Shower by MrJim December 21, 2018

Portugese Shower Head 

The act of eccesively drinking liquids, while consuming enough spicy food to give oneself the runs.

Following this procedure you would defacate all over a counterpart giving them a hot, liquid portugese shower.

Our hot water tank broke so Sean performed a Portugese Shower Head on me.

Portugese Shower Head by TheGhostpooper January 19, 2019

carpet shower 

an uncomfortable shower in a bathroom fully carpeted floors walls even the bathtub

guy 1 dude sorry i just got out of my carpet shower
guy 2 what!?

guy 1 i had my bathroom fully carpeted

guy 2 oh god

carpet shower by minniladds December 3, 2019

baby shower 

see bukkake

“You should’ve come to Lisa’s baby shower. Everybody came.”

baby shower by i'mprobablynsfw December 8, 2019

Baby shower 

A rare natural phenomenon where there will start raining babies. This is due to the water/baby ratio in the baby being very high, due to the fact that the 'baby' part is so small. The babies will evaporate, and then, when cold enough, condense. When this happens, it's important to stay inside, or at least wear a special umbrella made of steel.

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT"
"OH MY FUCKING GOD"
"Wait, is that Meghan's kid?"
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT"
"Y'all, chill, it's only a baby shower"

Baby shower by POTUS Official January 28, 2022

Lester Shower

When someone says they’re going to take a shower, but they just get their hair wet.

Dylan: Dude, are you sure you took a shower? You still smell like a wet dogs asshole, my guy.
Lester: I swear I did! Look my hair is still wet!

Dylan: You took a Lester Shower didn’t you…
Lester: You got me!

Lester Shower by Boxx Cutta March 31, 2022

Full Blown Shower 

A shower which includes the use of conditioner

man, that was a sweet full blown shower.

Full Blown Shower by Olga Esta en' da hood May 2, 2010