Sloppy Alan

A Sloppy Alan is when you shart but catch it with your ass cheeks so it never touches your pants. Leaving pants clean thus not resulting in shit pants.

Bro #1. Bro I just sharted Bro.

Bro #2. Bro you gotta go change Bro?

Bro #1. Nah Bro I caught it with my butt cheeks and it never touched my pants!

Bro #2. Tight! A Sloppy Alan!

Bro #1. Sloppy Alan!

Bro #1 and Bro #2 High-five.

by RyButtnik October 5, 2023

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Sloppy poppin'

Sexual term used to describe an orifice creating a popping noise on an overly lubricated (preferably by natural means) phallus.

My friend's mother had my toe knuckles cracking from an amazing sloppy poppin' that was so wet, I had to put my socks in the dryer afterwards. When she pulled her mouth off of my junk, it was sloppy wet and there was a popping noise.

by Cole AJ Man January 5, 2023

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sloppy dutchman

A Sloppy Dutchman is a reward for a job well done - the do-gooder receives a blowy from a lad from Holland. Upon completion, said Dutch lad spits a blend of spooge and dip spit into a wooden shoe.

Dan got the job done quickly and was rewarded at day’s end with a Sloppy Dutchman.

by MarcoPolo-original August 18, 2024

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sloppy natties

Sloppy natties are breasts that have had no plastic surgery but yet are as perfect as if they had. Regardless of size, if they are naturally perfect breast, they are sloppy natties.

Bro, did Veronica get a boob job?
No dude! Those are just some sloppy natties

by Stallion Italian February 5, 2025

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