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Rule 777 

Rule 777: There is no luck...
Guy 1: I just won the lottery, how lucky.

Guy 2: Rule 777!

Guy 1: Oh...
Rule 777 by vuk777lelol November 10, 2010

Rule 127 

If something is invincible it cannot be killed. So, if you killed something invincible it was not invincible. Therefore it was NEVER invincible.
Random Man: Kill the invincible dragon.

Me: Rule 127..

Random Man: Oh... Right...
Rule 127 by UpgradedGir November 25, 2011

Rule of Thumb 

During coitus, if you're ready to move from the pink to the stink, but you're not sure if she's into it, you can always gently mash your strongest thumb into her butthole, as if to say, "What do you think?" If she smiles or goes with it, trade your thumb for your cock Indiana Jones style.
SHORT ROUND: Dr. Jones, is that your thumb!
DR JONES: No... not anymore according to the rule of thumb.

Runescape 

A very addicting game. I advice you not to ever play this. I played it for a good 3 years, and then my parents found enough sense ti take it from me(changed my password). I was, and still am to this day addicted to that game. Some times I wake up in the middle of the night wanting to play it so badly I cant sleep/eat for the next few days. Similar to what happens to drug addicts. It has shown me what 'addictive' things can do to you. To tell the truth, If I never played runescape I probally would be hooked on something worse now, probally drugs.
Billy: you getting on runescape tonite?
Chris: I wish Im grounded

All night Chris is thinking of Runescape and it ruins his night.
Runescape by Tanner R October 10, 2007

Rule 413 

Rule 413 is: Everything is Homestuck.

All of the things.
All of them.
Alpha: I saw these really cool things the other day, they came in all sorts of colours, and they-
Beta: NO DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT COLOURS!!!
Alpha: What's wrong?
Beta: Rule 413..!!!!
Alpha: Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to trigger you!
Beta: My feels..!
Rule 413 by Thoor Tayret March 22, 2013
Dilly: I don't like ur pants
C-SPAN: rule #3
rule #3 by mdeneverdies June 23, 2018