plunging my toilet

Vaginal or anal masturbation via a big fat massive dildo with a flared end.

He took out my fav toy and started plunging my toilet.

by Woodworkius April 16, 2021

Toilet Mace

Spray to mask the smell of the tooket

I sprayed the toilet mace to mask the smell of that poop

by Krazypeanut October 6, 2023

Skibidi Toilet Kid

A child, typically under the age of 10, who is absolutely obsessed with Skibidi Toilet. This can be seen as the early stages of a child being afflicted with Skibidi Toilet Syndrome.

Guy 1: Bro, your brother is always on that fucking iPad watching Skibidi toilet.

Guy 2: Pretty sure he’s a fucking Skibidi toilet kid.

Guy 1: Oof. Sorry for your loss, dude.

by another unoriginal online name June 23, 2024

Skibidi Toilet

Gen Z brain rot that is ruining the younger generation

Hey guys Jeremy is acting crazy, he’s so skibidi Toilet.

by Ashton Oreo May 22, 2024

Buffy The Toilet Slayer

Inspired by "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" - The TV Show

Someone (usually careless coworker) who brutally abuses the bathroom/toilet. Especially dangerous if there is poor ventilation and/or poor flushing function or simply forgets to flush.
Leaves door open to fill the hallway with stench.

Therefore "Slaying the Toilet"

- Hey man,
I would not go out to the restroom for the next 40-45 minutes, just saw "Buffy The Toilet Slayer" come out of there

- Yeah thanks for the heads up! Buffy destroys that bathroom shamelessly like there is no tomorrow.

- I know right! He must have come down with that RAS - "Rotten Asshole Syndrome"

by Sonis718 July 23, 2015

Toilet paper

You shouldn’t be asking. But, in case of an emergency, just pop over to your local store so you can better relive yourself without having to EVER search online.

Where the heck is the toilet paper!?!?

by saoupmhaiies March 30, 2020

toilet glizzy

A Glizzy (aka Hotdog) that is in a bathroom. Whether intentional, or by accident. Typically accidental toilet glizzies have had 1 or more bites taken out of them, but disgusting people.

"Bro, I stopped at the gas station to take a shit, and there was a fucking toilet glizzy in the bathroom"

by Big nad February 7, 2024