Million Moan March

Having many tabs of porn playing simultaneously, causing the moans stacking on top of each other

Play of words on Million Mom March

My roommate complained because of the volume of my million moan march

by SexualInnuendo January 22, 2014

No Masturbate March

A month which you can not masturbate, similar to No Nut November

Alan: Y'all ima go home to Masturbate
John: U can't do that it's No Masturbate March
Don't be like alan
Buy a calender

by WhyLolHey2 February 16, 2019

melanin March

Because some white people and coons ruined black history month, blk people on tiktok decided to continue it onto March.

"Melanin March is Black History Month 2.0, said Jay"

by mjsbilliejean March 4, 2021

Ides of March

The 15th day of March, whiich is also the day the Julius Ceaser was assinated

Julius Ceaser was assainated by the Roman consuls on the Ides of March

by Paij April 22, 2006

17 March

17 March is Fight Back to your parents day. If they get mad at you, get mad at them back 😹

17 March is Fight Back to your parents day. If they get mad at you, get mad at them back 😹

by doitjustdoitt March 10, 2021

Messy March

n. The month of March, which is the month after February, where you masturbate twice as much as you normall would to make up for No Fap February.

Guy: Hey dude I just completed No Fap February...
Guy 2: Well shit dude now you gotta do Messy March!
Guy: Whats that?
Guy 2: MASTURBATE TWICE AS MUCH!

by Triforcemuch March 10, 2011

fear before the march of flames

the most amazing band on the planet that will pwn every band you like.

when listening to their music you experience euphoria and have countless orgasms.

hey you should buy art damage by fear before the march of flames.

by sonny moore's sexy ass body July 5, 2006