Cock. A. Long

A Cock. A. Long is a british french algerian undercover coppa/MI6 agent who finds their target so funny they cannot follow through with their assignment to arrest or assasinate.

Amelie Webb is a Cock. A. Long

by BONDY95 March 30, 2025

Long long

Penis

My mans gonna go give that ting the long long

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Long Jeffrey

(n) Erection. An erect penis. Hard-on. Boner.

Can't a guy just get a long jeffrey while making out?

by bonethegreat August 19, 2014

Long

A chinese name for a bad-ass motherfucker

That's Long. He's one bad-ass mf.

by WatsGoois November 21, 2023

long-winded discussion

Refers to any meeting between two or more people that takes place after they have all partaken of voluminous quantities of baked beans or spiced cabbage, resulting in a comparably voluminous quantity of drawn-out butt-trumpet rasps.

"July is National baked bean Month" Pppppppp-rrrrrttttt. "Excuse me." Google "baked beans speech" for the entire hilarious long-winded discussion.

by QuacksO January 31, 2017

Long

When it’s hairy and she chokes on it

Oh yeah that’s so long.

That’s what she said.

by Bigcockydick April 15, 2019

John long middle school

Worst middle school in chapel. Girls get dress coded for having there stomach,shoulders, or backs show and emo bitches be wearing stripper boots, dog collars, piercings all in they face and don’t get spoken too. School is full of liberal ass kids and fake bitches. Every guy there has abused or raped there girl.

U go to John long Middle school?Yeah it’s the worst school ever I was raped by my ex.

by Cumsock3829 September 7, 2021