Long Distant Hole Puncher

Synonym for any kind of Firearm.

Usually done to avoid demonisation on YouTube or people trying to silence you, either by Statute or when Children are around.

"Did you see? A Person shot a Police officer in our neighborhood with a Firearm"

"Shh, there are Children around, say Long Distant Hole Puncher."

by Lestari Tempus November 16, 2023

Mike Cox long

Mike Cox long is a doctor who found a cure for cancer but was killed

Mike Cox long helped find a cure for cancer

by Virusflow_ March 5, 2021

long day ago

Something which happened many hours ago... but feels as if it were days ago until you realize it was only yesterday... so many hours it wasn't today but not enough to be days ago.

Oh man do you remember when we ordered pizza? It couldn't be more than a long day ago....

by ianvogue March 21, 2019

Soho By Sparta Is The Personification Of ""My Dick Is Long When SHe Bending It Over'"

Soho By Sparta Is The Personification Of ""My Dick Is Long When SHe Bending It Over'"

Soho By Sparta Is The Personification Of ""My Dick Is Long When SHe Bending It Over'"

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025

sorry for the long post here's a potato

This is what you add to your long post to show that

you really don't give a shit to your reader
you just give one potato.

Bla
Bla
Bla
Bla

sorry for the long post here's a potato

by Halidad January 28, 2017

Too long in the shower

Too long in the shower: the act of passing out in the shower and nearly drown yourself after clogging the drain

"Heard about that guy who took too long in the shower" " yeah I heard he nearly died "

by Boredom888 June 10, 2018

Long arms

Racial slur for people of color, stemming from African or South American decent.

Those damn long arms and their watermelon I tell you hwhat.

by Cuntry blmpkn May 17, 2023