Jordan

He's very shy and quiet at first, but once you truly get to know him, he is the definition of thoughtful, caring, loving, and gentle. He's a bit of a nerd but is very observant and incredibly smart, especially in math. He might seem pretty boring and bland in the beginning, and it takes a long time for him to open up, but once he does, he has an adorable personality that will make you love him.

"Who got 100 on their geometry test again?"
"That was probably Jordan."

by shesaywhat May 26, 2025

Jordan Carver

A German woman with big boobs

Random dude: Man, Jordan Carver is so beautiful

by GuyWhoMakesUnfunnyJokes June 2, 2025

Marley Jordan

A transgender celeste streamer

Hey, have you heard that Marley Jordan is streaming Celeste tomorrow?

by Sasha445444 June 3, 2025

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by Adujasty343 June 4, 2025

Jordan S

She’s a pillow princess who shags every lad she sees eventhough she has many STDs

Mom 1 “My son goes out with Jordan S”
Mom 2 “I’ve heard of her she’s a right slag and she’s given loads of lads STDs”

by Xx_Bender_xX March 31, 2024

My jordan

The most handsome boy to exist.
Feels the most loved by Lucy

Who is that guy over there?
Thats my jordan and hes the most handsome boy to exist.

by anonymous April 18, 2024

Jordan 4s

A show made by Michael Jordan. Considered one of the best looking Jordan. Retail price is 210 and above (usually)

Person 1: yo I got a 200 dollar budget what should I get
Person 2: get some Jordan 4s

by kuyu April 27, 2024