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Jewing yourself

Wen u fart rely Bradley in the shower

Like wen the the jes went to that shower thay wer gassed
I farted in the shower this morning so I jewdnmy self jewing yourself
by Yiffydeer February 27, 2023
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edward jew

justin salad donald egg jumpin chicken range.
i want to pull a edward jew on you.
by edwardnuokk January 24, 2023
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Mexican Jew

Cartman's worst nightmare
imagine if cartman met a mexican jew?
by Some1 @ the internet May 16, 2022
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jew pill

Someone who has taken the jew pill realizes how jews own and exploit the banks, the media, the government, etc
Mike: Do jews really control everything?
Jason: Yeah. I took the jew pill after learning the truth.
Mike: I took the jew pill too! I’m finally free!
by Timmy Noscope May 14, 2024
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ice jew

Damn Ice Jew has a big penis
by BigEbola November 13, 2017
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Why did the Jews kill Christ

Did you figure it out Sam? You figure out why the Jews killed Christ?
Pam Seeder "That's a fucking Jewish bigotry! You can't do that! Harumph!"

Hym "You're missing the point either deliberately or because dumb, Pam. Why did the Jews kill Christ? Well... Because if there is one thing that people hate more than anything.... It's someone who can do seemingly impossible things as though they are trivial... And you don't really care about innocence or or guilt... 'Christ should have to answer to ME!' They say. But he refused to. So, maximize his suffering. Kill him. Coopt his thing so that the Jews can control the ancillary and tertiary followers. You torture and kill the primary followers. But the people liked his thing. His promise of immortality. So, you steal that for yourselves. Then you do have to give em more fish. You don't even have to figure out how to do what Jesus did! It doesn't even matter anymore because if their immortal... It doesn't matter when the die! He did it! Jesus killed death! And now we don't die!"
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
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Sewer Jew

A slur for those weird jews that lived in the sewer January 2024.
"Hey!" "Look at those sewer jews over there!"
by AdjustedKid January 11, 2024
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