Jacob

When you have sex with someone and then cum all over there face
I Jacob with my fucking sister
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That 1 suss boy.
Jacob : I like thattt 😏😏
Boys; 😳
by IdSimpForACreeper September 02, 2020
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Jacob

An *amazing* person. Super funny.
Someone you can truly trust. Very sensitive and caring. Can be impatient at time when it comes to video games and food but that's okay because those things are /important/.

Literally the perfect male.

They will carry you when you need to be carried and they will hold you as long as you need to be held. They are very loyal and giving to their partners and if you ever get the chance to have one you better treat them right.

If you get a Jacob, *KEEP THEM*. You will never find another like them.
Person: "Who are you dating?"

Autumn: "Oh his name is Jacob and he's the best thing that's ever happened to me and I love him and I am going to keep him forever and he's super sweet and funny and amazing and- ... *continues talking about them and how wonderful they are for 7 years*
Person: *is actually dead*
by happy-oot March 21, 2018
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he is the almighty GOD of all gods
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Jacob is a rich and buff tipe of kid and is the most popular kid in the hole school. Jacob has a ma sion well that's what he says.
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A very annoying guy that will most likely have a lot of fake friends, Jacob is the kind of kid to interrupt your class just to tell the teacher something they never asked for. Doesn't know how to control his anger and will blow up like a bomb.
Teacher: "All right class now o-" Jacob: "Teacher is your screen saver a waterfall?"
by Pierce_77 October 22, 2022
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is an annoying loud person but a very hard worker at heart and can be very sweet once you get to know him. But he can also be lazy at times and very crazy. VERY ADDICTED TO NICOTINE!!. Normally tall and skimpy, can fit into any crowd, definitely a party person. LOVES HIS VIDEO GAMES!!. Definitely puts family first , adores animals but can be a bit rough with them at times also very forgetful, can’t focus on multiple things at one time.
by Kenzie did July 24, 2021
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