Jacob

Secretly the gayest guy in the friend group or squad

He’s such a Jacob

by The real Jacob May 24, 2020

Jacob

That one fat kid that you see around school. Nothing special about him other than he's fat.

"Holy shit why is the ground shaking?!"
"Don't worry that's just Jacob walking down the hallway"

by Lardext May 29, 2020

Jacob

1. An extremely big dick. 2. Being very nice but if you mess with them they will kick your ass. 3. If your name is Jacob you have a big penis and big balls. 4. You will never be gay but have all the lady’s.

“Woah” “ I want to have sex with that sexy beast” Jacob- means you are a goat.

by ImTyrone June 9, 2020

Jacob

A guy who's one of the kindest people you'll meet ( unless your on his bad side). He is very athletic and outgoing and know how to make a girl smile. He acts very happy but he may have his own problems and struggles to hide them sometimes. He makes a fantastic friend so keep him close. It's hard to tell who he likes cause he can be very flirtatious. He tends to make jokes to try and brighten up people's day. He may go by jake. Get your self a jacob.

Person 1: Look theres jacob!
Person 2: Who's that?
Person 1: A very kind person.

by keep calm the dingus is gone June 12, 2020

Jacob

He is the coolest guy of the friend group he is always with the boys Chillin, usually a shit gamer but gives everyone a good laugh

Jacob is a cool person

by Jacabalaba June 15, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is the sluttiest boy you will see in your life and is a huge show off and at the end of the day feel really bad for him.

Oh its jacob.

by Joe mam313 June 19, 2020

Jacob

A fat cunt, has a extreme eating disorder.

Why is Jacob such a fat cunt?
It’s called carbs

by Taliban go-cart June 21, 2020