green poop

my poop

my poop green poop

by mypoopisgreen May 24, 2022

Poop Labeling

Poop Labeling: (poo-p-lay-ba-ling):adjective

An action that describes when a person is pooping and begins to read labels on various bottles nearby out of boredom. Can consist of perfumes, lotions, shampoos and conditioners.

Today I walked in on Mr. Young poop labeling my bottle of perfume by Victoria's Secret

by youngify March 19, 2011

poop night

A night of significant pooping.

A really crappy night.

Last night was such a poop night!

by Sir Poopsaloteeeeee March 1, 2014

Poop Vapor

a misty substance that comes out when you fart. smells very MOIST.

person 1: look there's that guy i hate.
person 2: snipe him with your poop vapor.

by PoopPantsNoDaiper February 24, 2020

poop snout

person who sucks up to the extreme of having shit up their sinuses. (brown noser, kiss ass)

Jim is such a poop snout that our boss is clueless about his inability to perform his job function.

by shannannannan September 11, 2003

poop train

A train conducted by psychopaths.

"I'm the Conductor of the poop train!"

by I Sharted May 1, 2018

Poop dildo

No condom
Freezer only
Final destination

When your parents won't let you buy veggies go for the trusty poop dildo

by August ki June 15, 2018