HAT

a unit of measure - superior to " INCHES " or " CENTIMETERS "

pete's dick is 7 hats long - wish mine was as big as that

by bluescreenbastard September 6, 2005

hat trick fuzzy button

A phrase used by pedos online to trade stories

Just tell your friends it is operation hat trick fuzzy button.

by Professor Dick Down September 17, 2021

Hat

Something that goes on your head

Hey look at that guys hat I wonder if he’s bald or if he has hair

by Happy pills 💊 November 9, 2019

Hat Throw

A lie. Something so ridiculously false that it causes anyone nearby wearing a hat to throw it to the ground in disgust.

p1: Hey man, i had sex with jessica alba last night.

p2: hat throw!

by N8H January 17, 2009

hat Noi

Always trying to confess their love but keeps on rejecting them

Mlady for you
Shut your ass up Chat Noir

by Le Holy Carrot November 1, 2021

Elodan's Hat

The crusty ring of blood you find around your nipples - the morning after having spent a night with industrial strength crocodile clips clamped around them.

That bird last night was a right sort ! Woke up this morning wearing Elodan's hat.

by Rex Press November 22, 2010

Hat trick

When someone sleeps with a married women who has kids and is currently pregnant.

I just fucked Monica, the perfect hat trick. She's married, has two kids, and one child on the way.

by Anonymous Jerry July 9, 2014