Red Hat Republican

a tame/respectful way of referring to the deplorable group of republicans who have unending support for Trump and would wear a red MAGA hat.

I didnt realize my friend was a red hat Republican until I saw he got arrested on Jan. 6th

by rrruffeltherrrridge May 18, 2024

bee hat

A condom for men with small penises.

The Trojans kept falling off; so to stop impregnating his cousins, Leroy stopped by the store and picked up a value pack of bee hats.

by chaotoroboto November 12, 2009

power naps and party hats

rusty's new motivational slogan

Guy 1: Hey Rusty, what's your slogan? Gonna enjoy post prom?
Rusty: POWER NAPS AND PARTY HATS BRO. AND YEAH IM GONNA BE MILKING THE MINT ALL NIGHT.

by Abhs May 5, 2011

National Steal A Hat Week

The third week of November is the time to steal a friends hat so get ready to pull some jokes. Make sure to give the hat back though.

I can't wait for National steal a hat week!

by Sithlord531 November 6, 2022

Mullet hat

When the mullet doesn’t look like a wig or real hair just call it a mullet hat.

Man he’s got such a mullet hat.

by Fucking bitch clit sick August 23, 2019

Nilla Wafer top hat time

It's the time you wear a hat made outta Nilla Wafers. It's the best time in the history of mankind!

One day, there was a knock at my door. A mysterious drifter was on the other side. In his hands was a box, and on his lips were the words, "Listen closely; I don't have much time." Then he reached in the box and pulled out a Nilla Wafer top hat from inside. He said, "Wear it when it's time." And I said, "What time?" And then he died. Later, I realized he was talking about Nilla Wafer top hat time.

by Handle Not Found August 27, 2023

hat racker

The simple art of slamming someone’s head onto a hat rack making the holding part go through the back base of the skull.

Cunt: oie you little shit get ere and fight mi.
Jack: I’ll give you a frickin hat racker you plump weezal.

by Shlouchty cunt April 14, 2020