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dutch ninja

Similar to Japanese Ninjas, but significantly better as they’ve never been found or documented. Recent leaks from their networks show that if you know anyone who goes by “Josh”, chances are they’re a sleeper agent.
Person A: Have you heard of the dutch ninjas?
Person B: The Dutch don’t have ninjas…
by tomarswego January 7, 2025
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The Dutch Effect

A consistently negative phenomenon that occurs when Dutch—either a person known as Dutch or someone associated with the nickname—watches a sports game that their friends or family are emotionally invested in. Once Dutch tunes in, the favored team almost always loses. In extreme cases, a star player suffers a serious or season-ending injury. The Dutch Effect has become synonymous with jinxing crucial moments in sports.
Dutch’s family is rooting hard for the Indiana Pacers in Game 7 of the 2025 NBA Finals. After staying away the entire series, Dutch decides to watch. The result? The Pacers lose in heartbreaking fashion, and Tyrese Haliburton sustains a major injury that sidelines him for the entire next season. That’s the Dutch Effect in full force.
by The Unreal Monkey Family June 24, 2025
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Dutch Stuff

kinky, kinky warcrimes involving filthy, filthy, very bad things that only the most turbulently ill participate in. Even seasoned perverts and satan himself will not bat an eye toward such depravity. Think abusing the act of flatulence and fetishizing unholy acts of shitting violently, among other things that are simply too vile to put even on urbdic. The most bottomous point of the freakazoid iceburg, falling beneath even pedophilia, incest, and bestiality. Even the catholic church vomits at such atrocities. DO NOT TRY DUTCH STUFF. Attempting Dutch stuff will open a portal.
A guy on Reddit said he went septic after smashing a girl who was into Dutch stuff
by haveyouseenhim July 17, 2025
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Double Dutch

When you skip the dishes, almost literally, by skipping out on a bill that would have otherwise been paid 50/50 by a dating couple. The couple should penultimately go home for intercourse.
"Let's just go Double Dutch. It's free if we want it to be. Desert is on the house!"
by CommanderGratton July 24, 2025
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Dutch oven turkey

When you fart in your friends face under the bedsheet covers and smear a blend of poop and mustard on them as the finishing act
Maverick awoke to an awful stench and orange crust on his bedsheets suspecting that Brad gave him a Dutch Oven Turkey the night previous.
by Pissball_33 July 29, 2025
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Lee Valley Dutch Hoe

when you try to screw the little guy out of all his money.
I have a friend named Pat, and he's really getting the "lee valley dutch hoe" from a shitty tool company.
by Lee Valley July 29, 2025
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Dutch spring roll

When you’re aboard a flight and the flight attendant farts as they walk by you during the safety presentation
After my flight was delayed for an hour, and I finally reached my assigned seat, the flight attendant gave us a Dutch spring roll on the house.
by airblimpy August 29, 2025
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