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douche nob

Someone who is a complete as hole.. similar to a douche bag yet worse.. its like a douche nozel.. a homo, a fagel (excessively flamboyant homosexual)
Me: dude, you smoked my last spliff!!
Danny: so what man?
Me: You're such a douche nob..
by tha_ultimate_hustla September 9, 2006
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Douche Tower

Douche Tower refers to any and all douchey bastards who write far to specific definitions for any derivative of the word douche. For example douche nugget, douche nozzle, douchetard, etc.
The douche tower who wrote the definition for douche waffle is a total douche melon.
by Cap'n Toehead September 19, 2007
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Douch Kooch

A person that quits in madden because they are losing.
That fuckin douch kooch quit on me!
by xX1anonymous1Xx January 12, 2009
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douche-bagged

adj. used before noun

1.)a word to enhance the meaning of another vulgar language.
2.) To express resentment towards something, or simply just using it as a swear word
You douche-bagged fuck!

Shut your douche-bagged mouth bitch!
by dumbasian October 19, 2009
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cruiser douche

A middle aged white guy dressed up in tassles and other gay-biker attire, riding an over weight, under powered, chrome covered, tassle equiped motorcycle that looks like it could seat 5 comfortably.

They also will be seen riding with other cruiser douches, usually holding up traffic while parading around so they get noticed riding their Honda Davidson's.
Jones: Look at that cruiser douche all dressed in his pleather tassle jacket and his assless chaps

Chambers: He must have come from a Village people reunion...fag
by Jones 74 April 17, 2009
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Douche Knock

Very much like a fart knocker and a jackass. A person who needs to be hit for their stupid actions or speech.
"You douche knock"
"Go away douche knock"
by Zeneki December 6, 2006
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Douche Dumpster

A male who acts straight but is secretly gay. This male is/was most likely on the high school wrestling team.
Josh was dating Cameron but since he was a douche dumpster he was seeing Nathan on the side.
by CjInman February 21, 2011
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