Dump read

The act of reading a magazine article while taking a dump.

People magazine, Maxim, porn and the daily paper are good dump reads.

by Evilbadkitty June 15, 2013

Dump

Dump is a NY slang, used in the Bronx, NYC and Hralem. It's used by gangsters/rappers that are from the hood. They refer to killing somebody by "dumping the clip", it means emptying the clip. Basically, dumping (on) someone means killing them in different ways, usually with a gun.

I catch him (an opp) and I'm dumpin' the clip!

by VladyHere October 18, 2023

Dump

Meaning poor quality

Or shity

“It’s so hot out Side.” “I know right this is dump.”

by Joe Cox June 12, 2023

humchunk dump

somebody that you love a lot in a platonic caring way

love you my little humchunk dump 😊❤️

by humchunkdump February 29, 2024

greasy dump tiger

Greasy Greasy people,wearing shirts that look like they should be left at the dump when there

Tim Aubry, a greasy dump tiger

by mustard tigers May 13, 2011

Dump

being dumb

She is so dump yo.

by fashkjfvs March 16, 2023

Parallel Dump

When two males or females simultaneously take a crap while in bathroom stalls next to each other. This may include a friendly conversation between said parallel dumpers.

"Hey dude, wait up- I have to take a shit"

"I'll just go with you- wanna parallel dump?"

by Whateverdude August 31, 2013