christian

he is the sweetest best friend you could ever get. u will fall in love instantly. he is kinda a player so he tells u the number of crushes he has. but once he asked u out, u just can't say no. but once you say yes, the is the best boyfriend you could ever get in your whole entire life. it's just that he might make and a little awkward. the worst part is that he will lose feelings instantly but he wont tell you. he'll only say once u broke up with him. he will start hanging out with u and your friends but talk to your friends and pretend you r not even there. he will stop talking to you and never give eye contact. but this is only if you are his ex. if u r a random girl that hangs out with him, he'll make you feel great. he always has a group of girls around him and likes all of them. get another gf just days after his breakup. he is very cute and has a baby face.
kim: omfg i luv christian

Angie: uh... but he's a player
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He's the best friend you can ever have he 's not a mandolin like some of his friends you definitely want to be his friend he 's handsome
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Christian’s can be such rats sometimes. They may insult you or be mean from time to time but that’s just how he shows that you are very special to him.
Girl: OMG ITS CHRISTIAN RUN
Boy: don’t worry if he insults you, it’s cause he cares
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A pyramid scheme based on a philosophy that was fairly progressive 2000 years ago. It has been rendered obsolete by modern scientific understanding largely due to its inability to resolve its inconsistencies through intelligently-applied critical thinking. It now serves as a means of deterring social and political advancement and as a tax on the gullible.
The christian-controlled majority in congress voted to withdraw federal funds to help support financially disadvantaged infants, reminding the public that the babies will go to heaven.
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People named christian oftern have small dicks
Christians sperm is bigger than his penis
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A funny guy that bets people he will make roller coasters! He has a really weird ringtone
1. I called Christian

2. *No answer*
3. Hi if your trying to call Christian u have the wrong number
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He’s the type of friend to make you laugh at the most idiotic things in the world. He is nice, funny, and he’s smart when he wants to be. He’s probably sensitive at times as well.
Christian is such a nice person
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