A variable period of time immediately prior to study sessions when college students socialize informally. Such occasions typically include caffeinated beverages.
by Chillaxinator July 05, 2011
by Arminkshipper January 02, 2025
The time when kids get up to the craziest things, run amok and tear the house down. Usually happens when the mother has to relieve her bladder.
Can lead to rooms being destroyed and/or infanticide.
Can lead to rooms being destroyed and/or infanticide.
Candice: "Omfg! I was in the bathroom for ONE MINUTE! And when I came back, the plasma TV is broken on the floor, the ADSL cable had been chewed off, my two year old is covered in body cream, there is food on the ground and the dog is spraypainted green!"
Jacques: "Sounds like your standard Mommy Pee Break. Seriously, if the house was not set on fire and your kids are still in one piece, you count yourself lucky"
Candice: "What?! You think this is funny? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I DO ALL DAY?
Jacques: "Calm down, it's okay, I'm..."
Candice: "DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN YOU SON OF A BITCH! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID WITH ELAINE!"
Jacques: "Wait, what, who told you?!"
Candice: "I FUCKING SAW YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"
Jacques: ...
Jacques: "Sounds like your standard Mommy Pee Break. Seriously, if the house was not set on fire and your kids are still in one piece, you count yourself lucky"
Candice: "What?! You think this is funny? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I DO ALL DAY?
Jacques: "Calm down, it's okay, I'm..."
Candice: "DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN YOU SON OF A BITCH! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID WITH ELAINE!"
Jacques: "Wait, what, who told you?!"
Candice: "I FUCKING SAW YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"
Jacques: ...
by laserswordofdeath +3 November 04, 2017
A Mommy Pee Break is when a mother goes to the loo for a second and the kids decide to use that exact moment to raise all sorts of hell and run amok. Usually ends up in the house being trashed or burned down.
Candice: I just left them for a second and when I came back, all hell was loose! The ADSL cable is unplugged, the flatscreen TV has been demolished, my two year old is covered in cream, my perfume has been thrown down the sink and the dog has been painted green! All in the time it took for me to have a pee!
Jacques: Sounds like a standard Mommy Pee Break. If they are still alive and the house is still standing, we are doing good.
Candice: FML
Jacques: Sounds like a standard Mommy Pee Break. If they are still alive and the house is still standing, we are doing good.
Candice: FML
by laserswordofdeath +3 November 04, 2017
by The lonely tanker June 11, 2020
1. When you take a shit with so much force that it either literally breaks the toilet or there is so much shit you feel bad for the person that needs to clean it
2. Smoking so much at one time that the bowl cracks
2. Smoking so much at one time that the bowl cracks
Person 1: Yo you were in there for awhile, are you good?
Person 2: Dude I shit so much I was breaking the bowl
Person 1: Holy shit
Person 2: Dude I shit so much I was breaking the bowl
Person 1: Holy shit
by Dogmun May 22, 2019
The act of physical inter course usually performed with a limited time frame that is meant to be reserved for eating during the work day. Smashing someone when you're supposed to be taking a break in order to get extra relief. Usually found in restaurants/offices/clubs or any type of job where the girls are more about doing the damn thing!
I'm busy all night and have a ton of work to do today so, I can squeeze you in for some lunch break sex and I'll just eat at my desk beforehand!
by Mike Evil December 10, 2015