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The Angry Librarian

You're doing a girl in the library from behind. Her hair tied up, glasses on. Skirt long and pushed up. Right before you nut she wheals around and clamps your cock between the pages of Homer's Odyssey and you cum on her tits.
Man, I went to the library last night and the bitch by the Dewey Decimal system box made me give her The Angry Librarian. I think I nutted on the part where Odysseyus shot that cyclops dude in the eye.
by Schimmel72 May 5, 2025
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Angry Yankee

When you are having sex with a girl on her period, finish inside her, and then proceed to eat out the remnants with a blue jolly rancher in your mouth.
“I turned that girl, red, white, and blue when I gave her an angry Yankee!”

Wtf is wrong with you
by Abchshgrjdj May 15, 2025
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angry pina colata

When a man gets a cup full of coconut milk, nuts in it for 30 minutes, and gets his girlfriend to drink it.
"Yeaahhh dude!! She said that angry pina colata was the best drink she ever had!"
by Paribear April 15, 2024
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Angry richard

When a male with a huge cock slaps a girl in the face while recieving head and leaves a red mark accross the person giving heads face.
My girl toothed my dick so I got her back with an Angry richard.
by MONTEWHITEHEADSUCKMYNUT April 24, 2024
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angry birds

I used to jerk off to angry birds. When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.
i jork it to angry birds

KILL YOUR SELF NOW!!!!
by imsofuckinggaybro May 10, 2024
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Angry Finding

Angry Finding is when you stalk your ex-girlfriends tiktok, just to find her talking shit about you.
I had an angry Finding earlier when my fat ex girlfriend Caitlyn told people I cheated on her.
by funnymanbro February 10, 2024
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angry light switch

A small penied man unable to do the heli-cockter looking more like an angry light switch.
I can't really do a heli-cockter it comes off looking more like an angry light switch.
by Bazinga92 February 19, 2024
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