hump and dump

smash her and dash straight to the toilet to take that long anticipated shit.

Ed: Yo, last night I had the best hump and dump of my life
Sam: My man, you’re a legend.

by powerpuffhoes November 12, 2017

Hump and Dump

A way to have sex without attaching feelings, often a one night stand with “no concequences” the dumper has no firtyer relations with the dumpee

Hey Oliver, how did your date go with Veronica?

Oliver: she just gave a hump and dump

by 😂bitchin! November 09, 2017

Kids Tylenol Dump

The practice of parents giving their child Children's Tylenol before dropping them off at school, knowing the child is sick with a fever.

Wife: Oh great, our daughter is coming down with something and has a fever. I can't stay home with her because I have a spin class!
Husband: Well I have an important meeting at work so I can't stay home either.
Wife: Looks like we have to pull the old Kids Tylenol Dump!
Husband: Sux to be in elementary school today.

by January 13, 2021

the dump podcast

One of the stupidest fucking things I’ve heard off.

Boy 1: Bro love our dumpship and the dump podcast
Boy 2: No bro. love it when you fist my dump hole

by Dumpy Dump Disaster February 28, 2023

classic dumps

classic dumps is referred to as ferry

yo these classic dumps are ferry

have you seen them?

by deez nutz are real June 05, 2021

classic dump

classic dump is when your blocked up for a month or two

kerrie: yo i have have been classic dumped for a while now

suzy: is that when you haven’t pooped in a month or two?

by deez nutz are real June 05, 2021

stress dump

in which people stress you out so much, you feel the need to poop

you're making me so angry, I need to stress dump

by chukealuke August 26, 2015