Jacob

An incompetent asshole of a brother. He doesn’t help people unless forced too. A dick too his siblings but decent to others.

My brother is so lazy
Is his name Jacob?

by Blissyay3 October 15, 2018

Jacob

Really hot, really funny, really sweet, really cute, oh and really into bees

“ You know that bee boy, what’s his name?”

“Jacob obviously”

by Bee.girl January 25, 2021

Jacob Beamer

Jacob Beamer is super hot. But dont be tricked, hes a major fuckboy. Jacob Beamers tend to be short but not down there..... if you know what i mean. He will be all innocent then POP out of no where he will ask for nudes! He always hangs out with girls, and hot ones too! ( which im pretty sure he pays them to hang out with him) Dont fall for a Jacob Beamer!

"He is such a fuckboy! He just asked me for nudes!"
"He must be a Jacob Beamer"

by kay.kay.kay. May 22, 2016

Jacob

A ripped, hench, muscular little boy who has young girls begging for his throbbing 2 inch dick. They enjoy splitting up couples for hot raging sex.

Jacob just split up Hubert and cat

by Habel March 22, 2020

Jacob

Secretly the gayest guy in the squad or friend group

He’s such a Jacob

by The real Jacob May 24, 2020

Jacob

A slur word for a white person.

Originated in the British Isles. "Jacob's Crackers" are a household name brand of crackers available in the UK.

That guy's a Jacob.

by Jeremy Cunt November 4, 2020

Jacob Smith

A man that is funnier then Taylor Stanley and gets the most bitches in the world

Jacob smith snagged all the bitches from Taylor.

by Displexified January 25, 2022