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Monkey Cupping

The act of shitting in your hand and throwing it when there is no other option.
“Why did you throw your shit instead of going to the toilet?” “Dude, it’s called monkey cupping”
by BBunns March 3, 2023
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Danish Puddin cup

To take a shit into a cup, then give it to someone as a dessert. Shitcream.
She gave him a Danish Puddin Cup for dessert.
by Nasty Mane June 17, 2016
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Water Cup

Water Cup is when your being a bit of an idiot so stupid in a way
friend 1: did you know the earth is flat

friend 2: YOU ACTUAL WATER CUP MAN WHAT U SAYING
by Alehlete July 8, 2021
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cup of knowledge and a gallon of words

when somebody talking out of their ass just wont shut up.
Millenial: Im not religious but im hella spiritual. u should come in the mountains and live like me this summer. I practice forest bathing, im vegan, i do yoga, i practice good karma......
Me interupting: stfu gey boiiiiiiiiiii. u got a cup of knowledge and a gallon of words. the concept of spirits come from the fact that our existence transcends this world. u cannot believe in a spirits without believing in some sort of divine entity.
by Prill. April 26, 2019
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guff cup

When you fart on your hand and wipe it across a friends face.
I had a nasty fart so I guff cupped it into deacons face
by Ob303 February 23, 2024
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Posset Cupping

The act of reaching through a mans legs from behind and cupping their balls whilst fingering their anus.
'stop posset cupping me! I'm trying to brush my teeth!'
by Posset Monkey July 6, 2017
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This cup is for people who suck.
That's it.
If this is your cup or mug or whatever the fuck.

You suck.
"IF YOU HAVE THIS CUP YOU SUCK"
"WHY ARE YOU YELLING"
"I DON'T KNOW"
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