Ludington Syndrome

When you believe a girl wants you and your schlong, without ever having talked to her.

"Mia Khalifa wants my cock bro!"
"Oh shit, he's got Ludington Syndrome again."

by Dantenicoletti February 20, 2020

Aguilera Syndrome

The act of trying to showboat a talent one is known for, whether it is vocally, physically, or mentally, and screwing up at the wrong place at the wrong time. Can be easily treated by keeping it simple and doing it right.

Christina Aguilera, we get it, you can sing, but please don't screw up the National Anthem...she did. This was the most recent documented live cases of Aguilera Syndrome.

by ;ojgoag May 17, 2011

SFTF Syndrome

N. SFTFS, or Sexually Frustrated Teenage Fangirl Syndrome, is a medical syndrome that effects the mental and sexual health of millions of teenage girls across the world. The syndrome is characterized by extreme, unfulfilled, sexual urges caused by attractive band guys, (See, definition of Sex) their behavior, physique, and existance in general. These unfilfilled urges lead to depression, hormonal imbalance, mood swings, and raping impulses.

Her SFTF Syndrome became apparent when she was caught crying at pictures of Alex Gaskarth.

by TumblingAllAlone October 29, 2011

Nail Syndrome

When one has a big dick but doesn't know how to use it.

ME: That poor Kyle never gets any

BONI: Yea, he has a huge dick too...

ME: He must have a case of the Nail Syndrome

by Jizmo Beach June 16, 2010

Mermaid Syndrome

now it can apply for males as well but typically refers to a beautiful woman that basically so perfect and enticing all men fall in love and willing to do anything for her. Unfortunately for the mermaid, they are unable to love or feel the emotional towards their suitors so they are forever alone and continue look for love. The suitors always experience unfortunate events surrounding the appearance of the mermaid in their lives, sometimes the mermaid ruins emotionally the suitors for life. Very much like the mermaids singing sailors to their water deaths.

"wow look at jasmine"
"yeah just look, she's no good for you, she a siren"
"what do you"
"she has mermaid syndrome, you're going to end up heartbroken and dead"

by N.I Vega December 15, 2015

queen syndrome

When you pamper your girlfriend so much that, she uses it to demand alot, neglect your feelings and think that since you pamper her so much, you'll never leave her.

<Eric> That dude is really spoiling his Gf..
<Jess> What is he doin'?
<Eric> He bought her a car, he bought her a necklace and he keeps doing things for her all the time.
<Jess> Oh man I bet she has Queen Syndrome now.
<Eric> Yeah.. I bet he's miserable and can't even say it.

by DenoteDX February 22, 2008

SMF Syndrome

SMF - Scratch Mad Favorites Syndrome. A person who keeps disturbing his favorite person often through text messages, calls etc.

Clara: Peter !! Why do you send irritate me with your texts and repeated missed calls.
Peter: Babe, I am suffering from SMF Syndrome.

by Moulish_Punk March 22, 2014