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you're testing my zen

A Phrased that can be used when somebody is pissing you tf off. Zen is the feeling of being calm and not feeling the urge to punch somebody in the face when there being disrespectful so when your "zen" is being testing that means your struggling to not punch them in the face
random women: "you look like a rat"

me: "bitch you're testing my Zen right now"
by BreKatOwO March 3, 2021
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Zen

Zen is a wonderful person. He is a handsome man especially when he smiles. He is kind in many ways. He is shy but at the same time a very talkative person to people he knew. A very loving person. Zen is always patient, he will wait happily until the day he can finally have something.
Zen is a wonderful person. He is a handsome man especially when he smiles. He is kind in many ways. He is shy but at the same time a very talkative person to people he knew. A very loving person. Zen is always patient, he will wait happily until the day he can finally have something. Meeting and having a Zen in your life will be one of the greatest feelings in the world because he would always want you to be happy and loved. ❤️
by Sugar_Cookie June 8, 2021
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Zen

Yo, Could you pass that Zen please?
by Maya Butreeks March 20, 2021
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Zenning

Zenning (or Zen-travel) is a form of transportation, often used by people looking for something that they know is near their current position, or people who want to waste alot of time.

Zenning is a simple transportation, seeing it can be used in a vehicle or on foot. It is finding someone who looks like they know where they are going, and then following them. This usually does not work, and is mainly used as a last option.
"sup, what were u doin all of yesterday? i saw u hangin round wif dose chicks from St Pauls?"
"oh i was zenning, u shud try it sometime!"
by Shane Vincent July 3, 2006
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Zen

A term used for people who are Supot and Lazy. They like to molest dogs preferably when the dog's anus has poop stains. These people also seem to like gassing Jews as their hobby. They also look and sound like a homosexual lion and they have a real interest for crabs.
Example: "Look at this guy. I'm pretty sure he's a Zen"
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Zen garden

A calm peaceful box of sand with a rack, and possibly some rocks. It’s calm sensation helps a lo of people with mental issues, but not only those people, it’s to everyone! It’s used a lot in ASMR, because as such, it is asmr.
People tend to make designs on it with all different sizes of rakes.
Person A: “oh! I want a zen garden so bad!”
Person B: “ I am selling some if you want any?”
Person A: “yes , please!”
by P1loxx April 17, 2022
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Zen Crew

A 'crew' that people find belonging in, often at times they should not.
The crew mainly consists of nerds who find no other thing as amusing as 'hanging with the zen crew', making some memey YouTube videos.
Average Joe: "Oi Matt have you finished your assignment?"
Matt: "Nah, I've been hanging with the Zen Crew yo."
by PlunE June 27, 2016
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