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Zachary

A shitty driver that drives a 1986 Chevy C10 and will run out of gas in the middle of the road and then proceed to get stuck in the mud in a farmers field and then he will crash into the SHS baseball fence and then break his transmission and then have to replace it and he also loves to give females blowjobs and he will get gitty when he talks about doing stupid things in his truck and or actually doing the stupid things in his truck. He shits on Honda Civics.
What the fuck did you see the way you were driving in front of me man? You were such a Zachary.
by EggnogBoi16 April 11, 2023
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James Zachary Scott

James Zachary Scott is hands down one of a kind. He can make friends wherever he goes. A couple of his best qualities are making someone laugh when they need it most and he’s one of the best listeners a person could ask for. Also no one is ever surprised by his ability to be a complete smartass, some might say he could be a professional smartass.
If only more things in life were a James Zachary Scott.
by TomBradylovesyou August 9, 2019
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dirty zakari

A dirty zak is where you call a chick by the wrong name the whole night and then beg her to come to quarantine only then to turkey slap her with her tongue out causing her tongue to hurt
Oi issy (actually named indi) come to quarantine to get dirty zakari
by Greendick1 April 3, 2020
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Zakk, Zachary, Zachariah

A total jack ass who somehow manages to simultaneously care too much and not give the slightest fuck about anything. He has a weird ass way of giving to others too much but somehow acts greedy as fuck though he won't hesitate to share his sandwich but he eats the bigger half every time. He could be a natural leader if his confidence didn't come in waves and he had some typebof consistency or took more pride in his work and no matter what you say to him he's always got some type of answer or excuse. He's a perfect example of why abortion should always be legal because reportedly he was some blonde teens accident gone wrong. Rejection from his own mom and every other person in his life gives him awkward ass vibes that border between catholic pedo priest and cultist serial killer voted number 1 most likely to bomb a school he claims he doesn't trust hospital drugs but will easily contradict himself by turning around and snort meth out of the hairy asscrack of a Mexican shemale while drinking her pee. He only ever applies himself when it benefits him in some way or another and barely does the minimum required effort to get the job done. If you ever try to call him out he shrugs and says everyone else is doing it this way or no one told me any better and he has to have the last word in every argument. But here's the worst part about him, supposedly as a child he sacrificed his freewill to both God and Satan to make peace between good and evil then got abducted by aliens in 97.
Hey should we invite Zakk, Zachary, Zachariah to the BBq?

"Oh hell no that weird mother fucker will have us high and fucking in a orgy"
by Variablesizeddick September 27, 2022
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zakariah

hot as fuck, sure to give you an orgasm. like EVERY time. loves tech n9ne and coors light. ex's tend to be insane. dog lover.
wow, you had great sex?! musta been with zakariah!!!
by devilxoxoyaya February 1, 2018
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Zakarias

A animal that lives in the night with its arms growing out of its ass. Zakarias is a retard that just runs down from hills and dies. This term comes from the ancient Greek where a person was born to be a Zakarias with arms growing from its ass. People who are called this are retards and just wierd.
That guy is such a Zakarias!" "Yeah he has got arms in his ass!!
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Zachary

1.Has a big cock
2.Will break your heart
3.Pretty hot but not nearly as hot as the girls they date.
4.Cocky as hell
OMG that guy is so cocky...he must be a zachary.
by 2 hott babez July 22, 2009
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