Yoinking my Schploink

The wacky way to describe jerking your meat.

Fred: Why didn't you come with us to the party?
Bob: I was too busy yoinking my schploink.

by Skipdawg3000 July 8, 2023

Yoink

Yoink means the opposite of yeet but you can use it in any situation

*you drop something* OH YOINK ......I often find myself saying it when I laugh as well tho

Someone drops something yoink

by LivBBBBBB September 3, 2020

YOINK

taking or stealing form friends wholesomely

i yoInked chimken nuggies from my friends TIFFIN

by NIAWW March 22, 2021

double eagle yoink

it is when the school thot sucks your dick while screaming like an eagle

yo kasandra gave me that double eagle yoink

dang well jesse gave me one

by bruuuuuuh739782797247903709147 December 11, 2019

Yoink

The act of grabbing something (usually at a fast speed).

Thought of as the opposite of yeet, but with equal force.

"My dog just yoinked my burger out of my hands. It happened so fast."

by Deebus21x October 6, 2019

YOINK

The wholesome word used when you show the action of stealing/taking stuff for people.(borrowing without permission)

I just YOINKED diamonds from my friend.

by Karna's BLADE March 22, 2021

Yoink

yoink is when you take something but it's as fast as yeet
Yoink is the opposite of yeet.

I just yoinked his girl

by yoink meister November 15, 2018