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Yoink

A type of expression when you die in a video game or something fucking stupid's happen. Or to call someone stupid!
Harry just yoink my dub!
Fuck you fucking yoink!
I had your mom yoink for dinner
by QuandoMcCoy February 18, 2019
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Yoink

The act of chugging beer very quickly through a beer bong. Also can be used for taking anything quickly.
I’m about to take a yoink. Bro I just yoinked that beer.
by bigpresto1 March 30, 2022
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Yoink

The active explosion of the bladder from drinking too much liquid.
There was a terrible tragedy, Steve got yoinked today.
Grandma drank too much from the plant vase. She soon got yoink treatment from the surgeon and therapy for the rest of her life.

The wise man Tom always told me he never wanted to get yoinked.
by Temiz October 9, 2023
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International law of yoink

As defined by international law when one yellith "Yoink" one now owns the object
by Gravrok February 23, 2021
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Yoinked

Dude last night i was so yoinked
by OGsavshea December 20, 2017
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yoinked a grandma

The action of bitting down on an unpopped popcorn kernel.
by taylorsversion13 November 9, 2022
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yoinking

Slang term for male masterbation. Also means wacking off and jerking off.
He was horny, so he was yoinking all day until his penis was burned.
by Minecraft1238 January 24, 2019
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