Whitey Marten

A new breed of pine marten whose main food source consists of squirrels.

Is that a whitey marten? ooo oooo

by Pedroia December 17, 2008

Whitey

AKA "The Submarine" because he's full of Sea Men (semen) Loves sausage dogs and loves a sausage daily. Will do anything for $20, in fact his moto is 20 bucks is 20 bucks.

Whitey loves the sausage.

by Dino80 August 8, 2022

snow whitey

A white person who openly wishes they were black, a boot licker, a uncle tummy

Yo Shaun, you aint black g, Ahhhh leave em alone Joe, he just a snow whitey

by Virtual Figure August 26, 2020

whitey victim

ellis moorcroft

ellis moorcroft is a whitey victim

by yes laddd November 3, 2020

Whitey

When u lay in ur boxers on a cold toilet floor.
Shaking spinning regretting ur life choices!
Saying ur never going to smoke again tho ur on it the next day!
Toilet is my best friend on a whitey after sickness is munchies!

Yo look josh is pulling a whitey

Ah allow him he’ll be alright in 40mins
“Josh continues to throw up”

by Fmlwhenwhiteying January 22, 2022

not suitable for whitey

In a non racist America, music and cultural concepts that are still unfit for white culture.

Certain types of black rap to me personally are still not suitable for whitey due to its offensive language. Should it 🤔 be abbreviated nsfw as well?

by Sexydimma July 1, 2025

Tighty Whitey

A honkey who like to hold onto his money.
He go to tha brothers’ hood and don’t spend nothing. He got all kinda fancy shit but don’t share it with anyone. He buy up pads in po hoods so he can be a slumlord. Drive up home prices so brothers can’t afford their own pads.

Wife: U gotta call tha landlord bout that busted disposer.
Huzbin: He ain’t gonna fix shit—he’s a tighty whitey.

by McBeaver September 12, 2022