Whiskey Tango

Wasting Time. Using the military phonetic spelling for the letters WT. Originated in the military. Contrary to what all the kiddies and dils think, it stands for Wasting Time, not White Trash.

Someone asks you wassup while you are working or at your post, you respond, "Whiskey Tango man, Whiskey Tango."

by biffula December 27, 2007

Whiskey Mouth

A drunk person's mouth during oral sex.

I want you whiskey mouth all over my blonde south

by Born2BeAUnicorn August 1, 2012

whiskey dick

Getting so drunk that you can't get it up.

guy #1: "So, did you do Shelly last night?"

guy #2: "No. By the time we got home from the party, I had whiskey dick."

guy #1: bummer.

by cirrostrat June 29, 2007

whiskey dick

Originally this condition was used to describe the extreme shrinkage caused by drinking alcohol, turning even the largest dicks into mere helmets in the bush.

More recent usage of the word has devolved to a more general description of being too drunk to get a hard-on

"I drank a fifth of Jack and had to piss, but it took me 10 minutes just to find my dick so I wouldn't piss on my balls."

"I'm too drunk to fuck."

by Bill Brasky March 2, 2005

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Radio Phonetics for:
What the fuck

Commonly used to accentuate the phrase.

Whiskey Tango Foxtroy, Over! Weren't you thinking!?

by BillR June 10, 2003

whiskey tater

Those who describe whiskey as their hobby and the silly things they do in pursuit of bottles of whiskey; mostly driven by fear of missing out and the need to post 'impressive' and usually unopened bottles on social media.

That whiskey tater camped out overnight at the liquor store for chance to buy a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle bourbon.

That tater started his own blog so brands would send him free sample bottles of whiskey.

by mastertater June 22, 2019

whiskey runs

Condition caused by drinking too much whiskey which causes loose stool, a.k.a. "the runs".

I spent all morning on the toilet, I have the damn whiskey runs.

by Maurese March 20, 2006