A WORLD AWAITS...
Descend into the hell of World of Warcraft and join thousands upon thousands of losers with no lives in an online world of lag, whining, and adventure quests that are comprised of mindlessly getting random items that amount to nothing whatsoever, and dealing with other tards who are doing the same. A dark world full of jagged low polygonal graphics, pixelate textures, crashing servers, lag up-the-ass, overall crappy gameplay, and a monthly fee bigger than your grandma's mortgage, and worse--makes you want to keep coming back in the end.
So what are you waiting for?
Descend into the hell of World of Warcraft and join thousands upon thousands of losers with no lives in an online world of lag, whining, and adventure quests that are comprised of mindlessly getting random items that amount to nothing whatsoever, and dealing with other tards who are doing the same. A dark world full of jagged low polygonal graphics, pixelate textures, crashing servers, lag up-the-ass, overall crappy gameplay, and a monthly fee bigger than your grandma's mortgage, and worse--makes you want to keep coming back in the end.
So what are you waiting for?
by Blizzard's Dad July 21, 2005
The best game ever invented for guys to constantly spam the Trade channel in search of a mate (via a female "WTF IS A FEMALE OMGCYBERMEYAY!) and get the occasional Night Elf girl (really a half-naked hairy 20-30 yr old dude) offering to cyber... This game is heaven!!!
Logged on to server. Joining World of Warcraft Chat channels...
/2 Trade Cybermeyay: LF Girl, PST, must really be a girl!
/2 Trade lolfuxed: Hey, wanna meet on myspace?
/2 Trade Cybermeyay: score! omgomggirlgirlkthx
/2 Trade lolfuxed: ... ? wanna' see my NE dance baby?
I've got a mage on Azgalor! Name's Gematria, omgpstme!
/2 Trade Cybermeyay: LF Girl, PST, must really be a girl!
/2 Trade lolfuxed: Hey, wanna meet on myspace?
/2 Trade Cybermeyay: score! omgomggirlgirlkthx
/2 Trade lolfuxed: ... ? wanna' see my NE dance baby?
I've got a mage on Azgalor! Name's Gematria, omgpstme!
by Gematria August 28, 2008
The best MMORPG ever besides asheron's call it consumes your sould until you hit lv 60 and have done all the quests... you can never beat it only temporarily so..
by tehpunkgeek July 08, 2005
An electronic castrater; if played beyond the 9th grade testicles fall off and implode; warlocks and rogues run the world not only online but the host player; very much like a cancer of the testicles
World of Warcraft is an eater of souls...Dude why do you have a vagina, oh you play WOW. Why doesnt he get laid, oh he does but in iron forge.
by Nas Kas August 23, 2006
Imagine being addicted to crack, cocaine, meth and LSD at the same time. Warcrack is 100 times as bad as all those together. Instead of getting addicted physically, you get mentally.There is no known cure so far and no vaccine. Though there are rumors Blizzard is hiding one to give to addicted people to stop them from going on a rampage when the game stops being profitable and they stop creating new expansions.That is.....never?
new world of warcraft player:damn don't you guys have a life?
old wow player:never confuse wow with real life. wow IS real life!
old wow player:never confuse wow with real life. wow IS real life!
by unknown899 April 16, 2009
An extremely addicting MMORPG made by blizzard, addicting despite the bugs it may have it has hopelessly sapped my life, i am not ragging on WoW, simply stating i dont have the will power to resist anymore, i play the game for 8 hours a day, from when i wake up to when i go to school then when i get home to when i fall asleep. BUT! i still have a gf, a REAL one, and shes pretty too!! SEE it is possible guys, dont give up, youll get there someday. Depraved lvl 46 Night Elf Warrior on Stormscale server, LO PANS LEGION GUILD FTW... done
oh yeah, formerly Rellik lvl 48 rogue on Bloodscalp, in the guild Champions of Light... CoL ftw too :P
oh yeah, formerly Rellik lvl 48 rogue on Bloodscalp, in the guild Champions of Light... CoL ftw too :P
by Depraved September 30, 2005
An online strategy game based on building towers, which are non-moving buildings which fire arrows at any enemy units. The object of the game is to upset your opponent into leaving, which is achieved by building more towers. These towers can be built in your own base for defense, or in your opponent's base to annoy them more quickly if you want the game to end faster. In fact it doesn't matter where you build the towers, because your retarded opponent will inevitably suicide large numbers of units into your towers while spamming insults in all caps.
Clan TOWA is best known for griefing Warcraft III by building large clusters of towers on obscure corners of the map that have no strategic value. Instead of attempting to attack their opponents' bases or defend their own, they simply move everything to these hard-to-reach tower fortresses and lure their unsuspecting opponents into games lasting between two and seventeen hours.
The opponents, convinced that they have "won" because they built more units or something, refuse to leave the game for hours on end while they attempt to beg, threaten, negotiate, convince, and/or intimidate their way into a win. Usually this involves an exchange of cell phone calls and false threats of hacking the towering players' computers.
The opponents, convinced that they have "won" because they built more units or something, refuse to leave the game for hours on end while they attempt to beg, threaten, negotiate, convince, and/or intimidate their way into a win. Usually this involves an exchange of cell phone calls and false threats of hacking the towering players' computers.
by NottaTowaBro May 20, 2011