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crissy wake up

Typically used when someone is actively being possessed by an unknown demon.
Girl: *Eyes go blank, stays still, starts flying*
Guy: "CRISSY WAKE UP {ION LIKE THIS}"
by Vickyelle May 12, 2024
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Wake me up

Street name for a drug that’s wakes you up or keeps you up . Has you lit all night .
by Dolly393 January 29, 2020
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Wake Yo Game Up

The act of tightening your game up to avoid any slip ups or pitfalls due to lacking or being off your toes.
you better wake yo game up and stop slipping out here before you lose it all.
by Coffey BayB January 9, 2023
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sanchez wake up call

When a man jerks off and cums on his own dick then gives her a mushroom stamp to wake her up.
by Dos Bros May 8, 2017
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Wake-up-cum

The Wake-up-cum is a variant of a facial cumshot mixted with a wake up call, also known as wake up call with a twist.

To perform the wake-up-cum, a male partner has to practice abstinence for 4 or 5 days prior to D day.

That said male partner goes out for drinks with the boys, comes back home later that night, drunk & horny, very horny some might add.

Instead of finishing the night with a own stomach creampie, that same male partner decides that it would be more exciting to cum on his female partner's face, all while she is asleep, having no prior knowledge of any of it.

That male partner procedes to jerk himself on the side of the bed until he climaxes on his partner's face, moaning and grunting while cumming, waking her up.

This, my friends, is the Wake-up-cum.
Guillôme : "hear me out pals, I went out to party like an animal with friends, guess what I did when I got back home!!!"
Jordy : "Tell us!!!!"
Guillôme : "So, I was drunk, and horny when I got back home, and I decided to cum on my girlfriend's face while she was sleeping, it woke her up, but it was so exciting!!! The forbidden part of it turned me on!!"
Jordy : "Ohhhhh my boyyy, you gave her one of those the Wake-Up-cum!!!"
by Squirtsky October 10, 2025
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Don't Wake Up The John

a slang used to refer to a sleepy man who shall not be disturbed
My friend said to don't wake up the john aka his father otherwise he shall punish me with impunity
by WIlliam Penilecock January 2, 2023
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Wake it up

A dumb mutt who isnt aware of his fuckery in a given situation
by Makka Sanders Boy March 27, 2023
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