weenie wagon

Any pile of shit car/truck/whatever that sucked at everything and seemed to always be falling apart. For me, a 1998 S-10. Yea, the 4 cylinder. Holy shit, that thing sucked hard.

I'll just get a ride to the mall...there's no way I'm gunna be seen in the weenie wagon.

by ohshititsthecops October 12, 2009

Gouch Wagon

Once your gouch gets sweaty after intense and/or prolonged exersize it becomes extremely bothersome and uncomfortable. One would say they have become tired of dragging their "sweaty gouch wagon around". Not until the gouch area is washed in a cold shower can people continue to tread all over your gouch. - Particularly prevalent with the use of compression shorts.

Tony: Ah my gouch is so sweaty i need to shower!
Jebediah: WELL SOUNDS LIKE YOU WORKED UP A BIT OF A GOUCH WAGON!
Tony: Indeed I did, I can't drag this gouch wagon around with me everywhere

by Extremegouch2000 November 3, 2010

Pimp Wagon

Any large four door car/van that can hold 5 or more grown adults, Often used for transportation and a mobile place to sleep and/or have sex

Person 1:”Did you see that van roll by with like nine people in it?”
Person 2:”That my friend is a pimp wagon

by TheBreakwater January 1, 2018

idiot wagon

A four-wheel drive vehicle used in an urban environment.

Do you think that guy had to engage four-wheel drive to get his idiot wagon up on the footpath?

by Bogbrush July 29, 2011

Skin Wagon

Cowboy slang for a penis.

"I'd smoke that skin wagon".

"Circle the skin wagons and let's have a bukkake on this cowpuncher".

"That jezebel sure does like to ride the skin wagon"

by White_horse November 8, 2019

Wagon Day

Wagon day is an international holiday celebrated on September 30th, 2037. This international holiday was created by our beloved Eret.

"Hey! Who made Wagon Day?"
"Oh that was Eret!"

by TheS0mniac April 20, 2021

cake wagon

for starters a wagon is a phenomenal ass, a cake wagon then equates to a phenomenal ass on a hot chick.

holy shit you see that wagon? yeah that bitch was hot, hell of a cake wagon.

by tmurt April 2, 2009