Sausage Vulture

A sausage vulture is a hideous creature known for hoarding and devouring Mexican sausage. They are easily tricked and often can be found lurking around swamp regions building nests from sticks. A sausage vulture often attempts to prey upon superior creatures, for example it's arch enemy the bacon hawk, generally finding failure and shame in such endeavors.

The sausage vulture and the bacon hawk are at it again, boy that bacon hawk is sure laying a beating on the sausage vulture.

by SayNoToSausageVulture May 5, 2014

buddybag vulture

Someone who mooches off the items from another's purse, such as chewing gum, extra snacks, etc

"I hate to be a buddybag vulture, but can I have some of that gum in your purse?"

by ddamdnayckeb September 22, 2011

Vulture-Effect

1)Behavior demonstrated by people who become fixated on the death of a celebrity- many of whom may not of been fans of the celebrity while alive.
2)A term used to describe explosive celebrity after death.

1) After her death, Amy Winehouse's music experienced a surge of popularity due to the vulture-effect.
2)Due to the vulture-effect, artists, little known in life, become icons after death.
(Example: Jeff Buckley)

by Selfsamenature September 3, 2018

Surf vultures

A solo surfer or group of surfers that see you surfing ANY wave and they paddle right next to you and try and get some of your wave scraps.

It never fails you catch some good waves and the surf vultures come looking for wave scraps

by Surf vulture #1 October 30, 2021

vulture god

An individual who is very proficient at picking up ugly sexual partners at last call, after all the attractive people have been taken.

Jimmy is freaking vulture god, he just came home at 2:30am with some girl that looks like Jabba the Hut.

by Nekro November 12, 2015

trade vulture

A friend who swoops in and hooks up with the person you've been chatting up.

I can't believe you hooked up with the guy I was taking to. I wanted to hook up with him! You're such a trade vulture.

by The Pop Sucker June 27, 2017

mistake vulture

A person who regularly waits for others to make a mistake and then points this out. The mistake vulture enjoys doing this.

As a vulture circles the creatures on the ground patiently waiting for one to fall, so the mistake vulture stands back until it is time to swoop. He will then step in and feast upon the tasty carrion that is pointing out another's error.

Mr Mistake Vulture: Dan I've been watching you and it seems you've made a mistake performing this particular task.
Dan Reeves: Sorry Boss... Thank You Boss... Whatever you say Boss...

................................. mistake vulture.

by HugoLeasing August 20, 2014