Venus

Second planet from the Sun, it looks white due to the global cloud coverage.
Its surface pressure is 9.2MPa or 91atm, surface temperature 464 C.
It's very hostile on the surface, however above the clouds at about 50km altitude the atmosphere is at the same pressure as Earth's and the temperature ranges from 0-50 degrees Celcius.

Venus likes to destroy surface probes

by ?mypseudonym? May 16, 2021

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venus startler

When a woman deficates and a splash back of water accidentally hits their vagina, scaring them.

I was taking a fat shit and the velocity of my turd shattering the surface of the toilet water resulted in me being stricken by the dreaded venus startler

by roughsol February 26, 2024

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<.7.9.7.6.>Angel Tresemme, Serena Serenade, Venus Salome<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 11, 2025

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Ice Venus

The most delicious console player ever
Nobody knows ever sees him melt

Did you see Ice Venus streaming yesterday? He’s the most delicious.

by UngratefulPigeon January 16, 2021

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Vatican Venus Flytrap

A sexual act in which the female inserts a sharpener large enough for the male's shaft inside her vagina. Male then puts on a hat similar to the one Pope is wearing and optionally robes. Outside of the vagina is then slathered with honey after which the male proceeds to have coitus with the female and the sharpener inside her. For added pleasure slight rotation movement is suggested as well as grown pubes so it creates the best feeling with the honey

Oh boy I tried Vatican Venus Flytrap with my girl yesterday and my penile shaft hasn't been the same! I can't wait for the skin to heal to do it again with pubes this time!

by Vatican Attila January 29, 2025

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