underwear vapor

When your underwear is so old, it doesn't need to be thrown away, it just transmogrifies into underwear vapor and floats away.

"Billy's not wearing underwear". "Oh, he was, but it transmogrified into underwear vapor anjd now it's gone.

by The Dr. Bochaciac March 25, 2019

Flag

Get the underwear vapor mug.

white underwear

When a female has just gotten off her period and wants to look cute.

I just got off my period, look at this cute pair white underwear.

by Ann Onomous February 22, 2018

Flag

Get the white underwear mug.

Underwear slushy

When someone says or does something that results in excretion of sexual liquid downstairs ;)

I got an underwear slushy this morning when I walked in on my mom changing.

by Jeremy Renner January 29, 2022

Flag

Get the Underwear slushy mug.

A symbol for cumming out. You read that correctly, c-u-m-m-i-n-g o-u-t. Beware tho, you may attract an angry Mona and be called homophobic. Mona Lisa may call the police. Bonus points if you wear glasses over the thong on your head. Also, another warning, this may cause extreme orgasms ;)

Hey, have you heard that we're now putting underwear on our heads? Apparently, a side effect of it is getting mobbed by angry Mona Lisas!

How did you cum out to your parents? My friend and I just put underwear on our heads.

S-L-U-T SLUT! LET'S PUT UNDERWEAR ON OUR HEADS!

by chimmyunderwear May 6, 2021

Flag

Get the Underwear on our head mug.

Aerodynamics With Underwear

This occurs when you throw underwear or other articles of clothing down a flight of stairs into the laundry hamper. The underwear would sometimes glide or turn slightly and miss the hamper.

I was doing aerodynamics with underwear and the underwear missed the hamper and landed in the front porch

by Hurricane Dorian May 16, 2021

Flag