underwear vapor

When your underwear is so old, it doesn't need to be thrown away, it just transmogrifies into underwear vapor and floats away.

"Billy's not wearing underwear". "Oh, he was, but it transmogrified into underwear vapor anjd now it's gone.

by The Dr. Bochaciac March 25, 2019

underwear gays

Fellows whose favorite pastime is strolling around in their underwear. Strolling around in underwear has a way of making a fellow look gay, hence the term.

Kenny,Kevin,Jason,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Harun,Harvey,Uriah,Tom,Bill,and Jim are all quite the underwear gays,always strolling around in boxers or briefs.

by JMC70 March 22, 2017

post mastication underwear migration

What happens when your boyfriend cooks you a meal so good your panties hit the floor

The spaghetti a la carbonara was of such high quality she could not be blamed for the post mastication underwear migration.

by chick wowchich wow March 24, 2017

Denim underwear

When I girl hikes her booty shorts up so high. They resemble underwear more than actual shorts.

Did you see them denim underwear hell yeah she must be hungry cause that ass is eating the hell out them shorts

by California Country April 6, 2017

Underwear Season

The time in which one wears only underwear during the hotter months of the year because they are too lazy or poor to turn on the air conditioner.

"Aren't you going to put on any clothes today?"
"It's too hot. Besides, it's underwear season!"

by one-time-mistake June 21, 2017

white underwear

When a female has just gotten off her period and wants to look cute.

I just got off my period, look at this cute pair white underwear.

by Ann Onomous February 22, 2018

Shit stain in lifes underwear

Low life..

You're a shit stain in lifes underwear..

by Butter , cleveland tn March 12, 2018