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turtled

To have a shit come half way out but then use your booty to push it back in.
"Fuck man, My shit is coming ou- oh wait it turtled."
by FluffyIsMyNameM8 October 27, 2017
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Turtle

A term and strategy used in Starcraft II. Turtle or turtling would mean blocking off the ramp to your base with a variety of buildings. For terran players it would consist of either supply depots, barracks, factories or bunkers . For protoss players it would consist of either pylons, gateways, forges, cybernetics core or cannons.
This would be the most simple opener for most terran players as it walls in your base providing adequate defence .
Zone: "So what's the plan?"
Dext: "I'm going to turtle to counter the zergling rush then focus on my eco."
Zone: "Alright . Same goes for me then."
by Nokitch August 13, 2010
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Turtle

A TURTLE is a weird creature that will hide when scared.
Danm foo he's such a TURTLE!
by Edwardo G. SS December 8, 2016
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Turtling

Making a person laugh so hard while they are lying down that they take on the appearance of an upside town turtle trying to right itself before baking to slow death in the sun. A person caught in Turtle laughter often will flap their arms about in a desperate attempt to self-right themselves. People who enter a state of pure turtling may need help to right themselves before a stray hyena manages to consume them.
I made my friend laugh so hard last night that she was turtling all night, arms flapping about like a upside down leatherback.
by shill71 January 11, 2009
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turtles

a half-hour (30 minutes).
Q: "Eh, wat time u like meet?"
A: "Howz in like 2 turtles (60 minutes)"
by randywong September 5, 2003
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turtles

evil little shits who are the reason for everything bad in life. little shits.
Me: AH ITS FUCKING RAINING.

Jamie W: ah.. it's the turtles again ¬¬'
by meowww-and stuff. October 19, 2011
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turtling

To yank someone down by their backpack so they fall down and look like a turtle on its back.
Shnoids is so good at turtling. Mike and him turtled joey today and made him look silly
by prankster69:{-) November 24, 2009
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