r u a tractor

something you say when someone is talking about their home life.

My Friend: I am so annoyed with my brother he is s...
Me: r u a tractor

by QUinn YodEr December 13, 2018

Tractor

A piece of machinery usually used for farming.

"He was using the tractor to harvest the wheat."

by Bag full of children April 5, 2023

West Virginia Tractor Pull

When two butt naked men have a competition in seeing who can pull on the others Penis longer before either male taps out! Just as if they were at a tractor pull.

Maxwell and Luke had a blast last night doing the West Virginia Tractor Pull!

by Camden Scott April 22, 2025

obese tractor

mexican dogs with a black chair with fat peoples

i bought a obese tractor

by yeywywtw November 9, 2018

bulbing the tractor

When you smash a lightbulb on your penis and then fuck a rhino from behind, you proceed to have a funeral for the rhino which is carried away on a 2007 John Deere.

Can't believe Jim is bulbing the tractor, so sad.

by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017

Tractoring on

When a hard-working person continues to work as usual, despite a significant obstacle or very difficult circumstances.

e.g. Despite her illness and the terrible weather, Sarah kept on tractoring on at work.

by demhorses February 21, 2021

Tractor

An attractive man or woman who can pull anybody they desire.

I need to keep my girl away from that guy. He's such a tractor.

by jameswood132 November 10, 2025