tractor

A pseudonym for porn first used by former MP Damian Green in April 2022 as an excuse of viewing an inappropriate website in the House of Commons in Westminster, UK

In a moment of madness I was searching for tractors and stumpled upon a pornography website

by wadds May 1, 2022

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Tractor Jam

When your tractor is jammed.

Sorry i was late, i had a tractor jam.

by Ryanchiller8 January 15, 2015

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pink tractor

(Verb) The rural version of a “Train”. Used in both straight or gay contexts.

Female: I had so much fun last night during the Pink Tractor!

Make: I can only imagine, these fellas are only used to either farm animals or cousins.

by DiggerDeep March 1, 2025

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The Mexican tractor pull is performed by feeding your old lady Mexican food thus giving her diarrhea. Later on that night you perform anal sex on her and afterwards pull out swiftly forcing her to shit on the bed and then grab her by the ankles and pull her through it.

After last night's Mexican tractor pull I wouldn't even let my old lady shower and I made her wash the sheets.

by Stu Piddskinner February 9, 2021

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Connecticut Tractor Pull

The act of two women having anal sex with a double ended dildo ass to ass.

Dude, the strippers at the bachelor party were having a good old fashioned Connecticut Tractor Pull.

by Supertrucker56 October 15, 2022

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Kansas Tractor

The act of receiving sexual pleasure by taking two tennis balls (anything similar to that size and shape), and preceding to smash/roll them together around the testicles of the recipeant. Thus creating a tractor and plow like resemblance.

Juan and Nick felt like spanking one another's testicles so they proceeded to try out the Kansas Tractor.

by Squishy turd September 22, 2016

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