Brown Tongs

A description for the hands of a brown coloured person when used for theft.

"Where did you get those new shoes Wiremu?"
"I just used my Brown Tongs and took them from outside the Marae."

by Scranax March 26, 2025

You Tong

One of a wonderful living creature on the planet earth, it drink xiaomeimei’s milk all day, (and even goon to it) It breaks ice and eat it as breakfast which is one of his leisure activities, usually food is the main consumption of his(high calories one) and he usually is quite fit.

You are such a You Tong you should stop

Go on cut you are so You Tong

by 1$4 May 20, 2025

Tong

A Zambian term that means money, usually always used by wannabe gangsters and people that act tough (mostly gen Z kids).

Lash the tong eksay!
He doesn't have tong buta

by hardestohninlsk December 2, 2022

dingy tong

when you eat too much and you look super strong but your actually just fat

man 1:man I ate way to much last night
man 2:but you look like you just worked out
man 3:oh its a dingy tong

by BigBoyBen96 April 21, 2024

Mo Xiang Tong Xiu

Mo Xiang Tong Xiu (MXTX, 墨香铜臭) is a pseudonym for a very popular Danmei author. MXTX has written 3 novels and is working on a fourth, MoDao ZuShi, (The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation,) Tian Guan Ci Fu (Heaven Official's Blessing,) and SVSSS (Scum Villain's Self Saving System.)
Her pseudonym means the stink of ink and money. More specifically, Mo Xiang ( 墨香) means 'black fragrance,' or 'scent of ink,' and Tong Xiu (铜臭) means 'the stink of money.'
She is the most predominant Danmei author, with all her books getting at translations, getting at least one season of a donghua, and MDZS having a fully finished 3-season donghua, a love action inspired called The Untamed, a manhua, two audio dramas, and a mini chibi donghua. TGCF has gotten similar but not complete treatment. MXTX's first series, SVSSS is suffering a different fate.

I just started reading Mo Xiang Tong Xiu's books, and she's a really good writer!

by xonuxonu May 31, 2024

Katelynn Tong

This is the best person ever. You can't be better than her. She's pretty and amazing and sometimes mean. She has an addiction to spicy food but it's okay. She also really really likes white boys. Especially ones who name start with M at the moment. She has many friends and is really popular. She is also incredibly smart and is super duper amazing. She has big dreams and will accomplish them one day. She is really funny and laughs at really and times. She also might be crazy. She screams a lot and gets scared really easily. Oh, and she's really good at soccer.

Wow! That's so Katelynn Tong of you!
...
I LOVE KATELYNN TONG

by katelynnisthebest March 23, 2024

Wong-Tong Tigers

The Chinese basketball league that Ezekiel made up.

My lawyer said, "You need to stop playing for the Wong-Tong Tigers, and join the NBA again."

by the mohglester March 28, 2024