An exclamation of extreme shock or displeasure, especially in the context of highly unusual, unexpected, and unpleasant turn of events
The store manager gets a call from his assistant manager before the day starts and is told "I quit!". It is the middle of the busy season and was the only other employee.
Store Manager: "Shit balls on a spork!"
Store Manager: "Shit balls on a spork!"
by viperboy1012 July 14, 2010
The correct name of the United States. However due to a constitutional muck up only the citizens of American Samolia refer to it as such.
by Quintus Caecilius Iucundus August 28, 2017
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by Sus.z.fuq.chuck May 29, 2021
“Spork Check”
Background: In certain mental hospitals, plastic sporks are the only eating utensil issued to patients. When a patient is going to throw their trash away, they must show a nurse that their spork is intact while disposing of it. This is to avoid patients potentially harming themselves or others with the spork.
Background: In certain mental hospitals, plastic sporks are the only eating utensil issued to patients. When a patient is going to throw their trash away, they must show a nurse that their spork is intact while disposing of it. This is to avoid patients potentially harming themselves or others with the spork.
by applebottomjeans12 May 13, 2020
by TheHumanSpork October 20, 2015