Keith/ Baz

Boomer red faced gammon from the North of England, Norf FC, will be seen down the local, voted Tory in 2019 GE.
Luvs carling, luvs spoons, luvs greggs, luvs the missus, luvs the bairns - simple as.
Married to a Sharon (female version, can down as many pints) or a Karen.

When a Keith/ Baz is seen in Wetherspoons face planting the floor after stumbling to the bar.
Onlookers - "Look at that Keith/ Baz over there hahaha"

by janda2020 September 6, 2020

Keith and the Grinder

A local, legendary live show, hosted by the legendary Keith, and his faithful sidekick Grinder (the Grinder) The show includes audience discussion about topics such as movies, TV, Family Guy, old movies, Family Guy episodes, golf, and more often than not, B-movies and Family Guy references. Occasionally a South Park line of discussion will sneak in. Always involves food, and drinking. And sometimes MORE drinking...

We went over to Tracy's roof top deck last night for this weeks episode of Keith and the Grinder. It was an especially good episode, full of fun, laughter, steak, and blue cheese grits. Keith made great Mai Tai cocktails for everyone, and the Grinder was spot on with his witty contributions...

by Brockly September 20, 2012

Keith Arsewank

American conservative, known for his views on the arming of teachers. Formally known as Keith R. Swank, he was ridiculed by UK Twitter for his name. The term "Keith Arsewank" was born on the 27th March 2023, after he posted a tweet saying "TEACHERS. SHOULD. BE. ARMED.", which quickly went viral on UK Twitter, leading to the ridicule.

Keith Arsewank Day is now celebrated on the 27th March 2023, the day he posted his now-infamous tweet.

by fearlessmonkey8 April 4, 2023

keith (real)

the actual keith yes i am here

HEY LOOK ITS ME!!! keith (real) FROM DISCORD!!!

by geometry keith from fnf May 2, 2022

Keith Gill

Slayer of shorts. Legend among men.

I wish I was like Keith Gill so I could stop being poor

by daithi2 April 29, 2021

Keith Sweat

Someone who is there for you through everything. He's usually enclosing his feelings, until you get to know him, he's very smart, and very determined. Plays no games. Very loyal. Strange sense of humor, but very funny. His laugh and his smile could brighten your day. He can warm your heart up with his words. If it come to his significant other he treats them with respect and let's them make decisions even if they don't want to. He's very opinionated and open. He worries alot and does everything he can to make sure you're okay. He's a kind, loving, caring person and deserves all the love in the world. If you find a Keith never let him go. He is far too priceless..

I wish I had a Keith Sweat in my life

by Flapjacksonyaback November 24, 2021

chase keith

Chase keiths often have musical talent. They are hilarious to be around and ultimately a good friend. People may say they are full of them selves or 'hollywood,' but they just like to be right. It's not necessarily a bad thing.

Dude, that Chase Keith guy is the shit. He really is my idol.

by kaylaMae June 14, 2017