Thomas 

Thomas is the greatest boyfriend that anyone could ever ask for. He is the sweetest person and would never leave your side. Thomas is a best friend as well as someone who you can fall in love with instantly. He's not any average guy, he actually cares, and listens. Once you have him, you won't ever want to let him go, you'll want him to be in your arms forever. And if you do, don't let him go, it would be the worst mistake you would ever make.

Thomas M. G. You are the love of my life. I love you so much. <3 Five ever and 3 1/2 weeks.

Thomas by Satan If You Satan, Satan. January 14, 2013

Doubting Uncle Thomas 

An African-American who doesn't believe it is possible that an African-American can be elected as President of The United States.

The doubting Uncle Thomases are out proving the political pundits to be right.

Doubting Uncle Thomas by Warren Wordsfore January 16, 2008

thomas wilson

crazy

thomas"crazy" the most annoying word in the universe.
thomas wilson is the craziest person in the world everyone wants to fuck him and he loves to eat.

thomas wilson by iufegviuqivuq March 19, 2019

Thomas Fisher 

Fucking squeaky n1gga with a tiny cock. Very unfunny and annoying

That kid over there has a tiny cock it must be Thomas Fisher

Thomas Fisher by Joedouglas69420 September 3, 2019

Thomas Cooked 

Cockney Rhyming slang for "Fucked"

referring to the state of the UK tour operator when it became insolvent.

Person1: "Brexit is a total mess"
Person2: "Yeah mate, it's proper Thomas Cooked!"

Thomas Cooked by Nhurr September 23, 2019

Thomas Cook it 

(Thomas Cook it) - booking a holiday with no return flight

"mate I've had enough of this place I'm absolutely going to Thomas Cook it"

Thomas Cook it by RollyIre September 24, 2019

thomas dale high school

A high school in Chester, VA. All the locals are rednecks and they have a specialty center for the arts that includes music, dance, theatre, art, and film. They all think that they’re quirky because they own doc martens. Thomas Dale has the best principal in all of Chesterfield County, and he loves the students with all his heart.

“Did you hear about the Thomas Dale High School football team?”

“No, what happened?”

“They all have staph lmao it was on the news.”

thomas dale high school by your local train wreck October 17, 2019