A white alternative to Seppuku wherein one achieves an honorable death by going on a bender until they overdose on cocaine.
Ex 1:
"Yo Chad dishonored his family by crashing the F-150 extended cab. Word is he's gonna do a Miami Samurai rather than become a Bonin' Ronin."
Ex 2:
Friend 1: "Hey man! Carlos is doing a Miami Samurai this weekend, wanna tag along?"
Friend 2: "Sounds cool but wouldn't the momentary elation and euphoria be undermined by the morose undertones that the weekend will culminate in his death?"
Friend 1: "Yeah but he says the Coke's on him!"
Friend 2: "Oh, word"
"Yo Chad dishonored his family by crashing the F-150 extended cab. Word is he's gonna do a Miami Samurai rather than become a Bonin' Ronin."
Ex 2:
Friend 1: "Hey man! Carlos is doing a Miami Samurai this weekend, wanna tag along?"
Friend 2: "Sounds cool but wouldn't the momentary elation and euphoria be undermined by the morose undertones that the weekend will culminate in his death?"
Friend 1: "Yeah but he says the Coke's on him!"
Friend 2: "Oh, word"
by DickSenseDanger September 29, 2023
Get the Miami Samuraimug. This term is used by the popular internet sensation "CoryxKenshin", he uses this term at the end of beginning of his videos as a reminder for his viewers to like the video, he says "Samurai Slice" as samurai are the icon of his channel, hence the name "Kenshin" as a reference to the anime samurai "Ruroni Kenshin".
CoryxKenshin: Don't forget to samurai Slice that like button
Person 1: I almost forgot! (No one really says this I think)
Person 1: I almost forgot! (No one really says this I think)
by Skibididoiled October 21, 2025
Get the Samurai Slice That Like Buttonmug. by TheScientist1 July 11, 2021
Get the Samurai cutmug. by Kai aka clown June 17, 2018
Get the AsM Samuraimug. by Shuaman November 20, 2018
Get the Ceramic samuraimug. The sexual act of allowing a fat samurai (katana included) slam your missus in front of you.
(whereas a fat ninja would fuck her without you knowing.)
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(whereas a fat ninja would fuck her without you knowing.)
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“Dude did you hear about Jason letting his chick do a fat samurai?”
“Yeah but everyone knew Jason was a cuck!”
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“Yeah but everyone knew Jason was a cuck!”
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by PinTal January 2, 2024
Get the Fat Samuraimug. Adj.
Full of samurai or involving samurai.
*Most commonly used in reference to anime or manga, but not exclusive to either.
Full of samurai or involving samurai.
*Most commonly used in reference to anime or manga, but not exclusive to either.
1. Samurai Champloo is one seriously samuraiful anime.
2. Rurouni Kenshin is a samuraiful manga set in the Meji era.
3. Your cosplay outfit is sublime in its samuraifulness.
2. Rurouni Kenshin is a samuraiful manga set in the Meji era.
3. Your cosplay outfit is sublime in its samuraifulness.
by Melissa the random samurai September 12, 2008
Get the samuraifulmug.