Napoleon bike ride

Fucking a girl from behind while a midget rides on her bike.

I get all my exercise from weekly Napoleon bike rides.

by Frado Lexington November 9, 2014

Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake

When you are with a girl and she shows signs and celebrates but you still get no pussy

Kas***: Bro I am with Tze** for the past 5 months but I still get no pussy
Nik***: Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake

by Tzeni Dimopoulou April 9, 2022

Soldiering through the Long Russian Winter with Napoleon

The act of stroking one's own penis, particularly during a dry spell or a time of deep, crippling loneliness. This is nothing to be ashamed of.

The derivation of this term is in the imagery of one being a soldier in the Grande Armée, while his/her penis represents Napoléon Bonaparte.

"He's been doing surprisingly alright since the breakup. He's just been soldiering through the long Russian winter with Napoleon day by day. Every day. All day."

by Ed the Trell January 10, 2019

Napoleon Dynamite

A guy who’s really cool and awkward at the same time

Pedro- “Hey are you Napoleon Dynamite”
Napoleon- “yeah, gosh”

by Fat lard called Tina December 27, 2018

napoleon

(referencing the negative traits of Napoleon Bonaparte the historical character): an offensive term for a short, corpulent and arrogant person

my father was once a napoleon, although never at home, but no longer.

by Sexydimma February 23, 2015

Napoleon

Some guy with a fat and long dick that needs sucking

“Damn you should hit up my boy Napoleon”

by Bartolommeo January 19, 2024

Simp for Napoleon

When you get too hyped up for a short dead man, later you become him

WOW are you a Simp for Napoleon?

Lexi: yes

by Skrekdaddywowza March 18, 2022