When you need to use the bathroom in silence, you fold three squares of toilet paper in half and hold it over you ass as you sit or stand to pee. If gas escapes, no one will hear.
She’s a bit to proper, she makes a South African butt muffler when she pees and I’ve never even heard her fart.
by Dizzy Deryn January 31, 2024
Get the South African Butt Muffler mug.by Nopyyy February 2, 2024
Get the John Muffler mug.The gayest group of men you’ve ever met. Until the clothes come off. Then suddenly everyone goes back to being hetero. Very strange
by Griz1692 April 6, 2023
Get the muffler masters mug.When your fully erect hog relentlessly tries to penetrate a puckered butt hole resulting in a bloody fountain of hell
There is a trail of blood leading to AJs bed room and he is in there curled up sucking his thumb. Looks like Mike gave him a real good bloody muffler this afternoon
by Gossip Gary December 7, 2018
Get the Bloody Muffler mug.We found a trail of blood leading to AJs bedroom and he was curled up in a ball sucking his thumb. Looks like Mike really gave him a bloody muffler this afternoon
by Gossip Gary December 7, 2018
Get the Bloody Muffler mug.by Justhefactsmam August 3, 2017
Get the Hot Muffler mug.by Hey, demons. It's ya girl. October 18, 2018
Get the cooch muffler mug.