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What's invisible and smells like carrots?

A joke. The answer is "rabbit farts"

Remember, you're supposed to publish jokes. This is not an inside joke.
Suzy: I have a joke. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
Lulu: I don't know. What's the answer?
Suzy: Rabbit farts.
Both: Hahhahahahahah.
by Arfie McGoogleheimer February 28, 2010
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petey pan parashootin invisible mothafuckin self

Petey pan coming from the J. M. Barrie novel Peter pan.
Parashootin as in parashooting.
Invisible as in not visible.
Mothafuckin as in a pastime with your mother thats probably illegal.

Brought together it means nothing in particular except an empahsisation of someone or something.
Person A: Who broke your kite?
Person B: Your petey pan parashootin mothafuckin self broke my bitch storming kite. Thats who.
by Hugh March 7, 2005
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Student: Here's my assignment. I know it looks like a blank page, but I wrote it in invisible ink.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.
by UrbanPrick April 13, 2011
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Invisible

Your dad is invisible! L BOZO
by Bhkshgyjagukabkj.auk September 12, 2022
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Invisible

Big Boss walking towards the camera. Typically accompanied by the song Invisible by Duran Duran
No one hears a word they say
Has the memory gone? Are you feelin' numb?
Not a word they say
But a voiceless crowd isn't backin' down
When the air turns red
With a loaded hesitation
Can you say my name?
Has the memory gone? Are you feelin' numb?
Have we all become Invisible?
by Mobius-1 May 11, 2025
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Invisible

1. A song made by Anna Clendening 2. Not being able to be seen to the human eye.
I'm in love with someone who doesn't know I exist
I stare from afar in my hand-broken heart while I play pretend
I'm in love with someone who doesn't know I exist
And it's you, yes, it's true, you don't even know it, I can't ever win
Am I invisible?
Should I let it go? Would you ever know?
Am I just another crazy laying on the low?
Am I invisible?
Will you ever see what you do to me?
Breaking hearts in the dark so easily
Am I invisible?
or

I cant see you, your invisible.
by a person making a word December 29, 2020
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Invisible Dragon Handshake

This is when a fire I like on the other side of the house, and a person give a man a handy. No one can leave the house until climax is achieved, and the only lubrication to be used is Vick's Vaporub.
The only way for the Vantalord, and the council, can get out of this war is if they give an Invisible Dragon Handshake to the Rouge.
by nolabusch January 13, 2022
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