What's invisible and smells like carrots?

A joke. The answer is "rabbit farts"

Remember, you're supposed to publish jokes. This is not an inside joke.

Suzy: I have a joke. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
Lulu: I don't know. What's the answer?
Suzy: Rabbit farts.
Both: Hahhahahahahah.

by Arfie McGoogleheimer February 28, 2010

petey pan parashootin invisible mothafuckin self

Petey pan coming from the J. M. Barrie novel Peter pan.
Parashootin as in parashooting.
Invisible as in not visible.
Mothafuckin as in a pastime with your mother thats probably illegal.

Brought together it means nothing in particular except an empahsisation of someone or something.

Person A: Who broke your kite?
Person B: Your petey pan parashootin mothafuckin self broke my bitch storming kite. Thats who.

by Hugh March 7, 2005

more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM

something that is pretty damn invisible!

Student: Here's my assignment. I know it looks like a blank page, but I wrote it in invisible ink.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.

by UrbanPrick April 13, 2011

invisible string theory

Phenomenon popularized by tiktok, describes as having an "invisible string" between them and their partner. because of the string, they ran into each other multiple times in the past until they finally got together.

"The invisible string theory has been bringing us together for our entire lives"

by oohi;fioajsdpfojaifaoidjfodjsp April 14, 2024

Invisible A-Hole

One who IMs you on purpose even though you're invisible online.

Past: (on IM)
X: Ya, I stay invisible online so that people I hate can't IM and I only IM who I want.
Y: Cool

Present: (on IM)
Y: Hey, you're there aren't u? LOL
X: YOU Invisible A-HOLE!!!

by Door2Door_DoorSalesman February 18, 2011

Invisible

That girl was invisible bro

THAT PERSON WAS INVISIBLE BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE CAN BE AKUMATIZED!!

by Gacha Dreamy May 23, 2021

Invisible Flounder

After a hard sweaty work out you scratch your balls. A few minutes later without thinking about it you sratch you nose getting a wiff of something that smells like a dirty gross vagina. Now without realizing it your primal instinct kicks in and you get somewhat turned on by this smell of rotten vagina and you feel extreamly dirty becuase it's actually your ball sweat.

I just got the Invisible Flounder... i've got to take a shower.

by tunner July 13, 2007