Dante

Dante is a Very intelligent man with a huge dick size of the universe god

Omg you are such a Dante lemme touch ur amazing Dick

by Shvkks July 13, 2022

dante skyblock

a mayor called dante got elected cus of the fking nons and hes fucking ruining the Hypixel the minecraft server and causing a virus called Dante Virus that cause you Dante Lag and will keep on kicking you out of the server and THEN Technoblade the potato king came and DID THE REBELLION AND TOOK DOWN dante i mean he haven't yet right now when i am writing this and ppl call dante for lag in skyblock now my ign name is _BL4CKHEART_

1. Omg the fucking Dante lag
2.i caught the Dante virus

dante skyblock

by _BL4CKHEART_ April 14, 2021

Dante

a fast eating beast, she likes to feast.
her birthgiver (Olg), the devil of all created an army of mixed children. They were born and raised under Spanish roof with no food existing in this household. You often find Dante at the Curtis headquarters where snacks will be found (cosmic brownies) she scares cats and has fidgeting issues. “Dante pass the hoagies”
Dante: movie character (bolloywood)

“Hey Dante, can I come over tonight for food?”

by bhdhdhdhdhdjdjdjddj November 9, 2021

Dante

A Small but very cool man he is a great friend but sometimes he does act like a dick he is a man and an animal and a monkey he is very good at fortnite but also he is very energetic he likes to jump on people and put then on the ground he is 4"11 feet

1: do u know Dante
2: yes he is a very good friend

by Casey Meel May 24, 2022

Dante

He is a white male, with a 2.5 mm shlong and he wears glasses, as well as plays puck. He keeps a gun under his bed, and his great grandfather is dead. He is funny, and he owns a $15 highlighter which can be easily mistaken as a vaporizer. But don’t be fooled....it’s not. His friends name is tye-dye, but his name is short for boobs, and he owns a wife.

Wooooow look at Dante and his shlong!

Dante likes his wife’s DSL’S

by Anonymous.04 July 19, 2021

Dante and Linde

the cutest couple

wow u two are Dante and Linde

by lalalapizza September 27, 2020

Dante x Netzach

Dante x Netzach is clearly one of the best Dante Zelby ships ever, as you can see the Dante and a Netzach in their natural habitat making out.

The Dante and the Netzach in their natural habitat making out.
Dante: "I LOVE YOU NETZACH AAAAAAA"
Netzach: "I... LOVE YOU TOO DANTE!"
???: "HOLY DANTE X NETZACH"

by ScarlettDoomsday December 19, 2025