Dante

Term for when you want something in, and a little bit around your butthole

Sam likes to be pegged, but only a Dante.

by Zaraleth June 25, 2024

Dante

A Glooby guy, a Goopy fiend, a silly friend, a ditsy but very endearing fellow full of whimsy.

I love my friend Dante, he’s such a whimsical and glooby fellow.

by DRACULAFLOW6969420 September 26, 2025

dante pryor

The most goofy ass MF you could ever meet this dumb MF doesn't even deserve to be on earth he should be burning in the pits of hell to forever be tortured by his mistakes he has made in his life
like this man is one McDonald's sprite away from a stroke

jimmy: Hey do you have Dante Pryor as your teacher?
Bob: yes, an trust me you don't want him as a teacher he mentally drains me every fucking day.

by Unkown1 December 13, 2023

Dante

He is a white male, with a 2.5 mm shlong and he wears glasses, as well as plays puck. He keeps a gun under his bed, and his great grandfather is dead. He is funny, and he owns a $15 highlighter which can be easily mistaken as a vaporizer. But don’t be fooled....it’s not. His friends name is tye-dye, but his name is short for boobs, and he owns a wife.

Wooooow look at Dante and his shlong!

Dante likes his wife’s DSL’S

by Anonymous.04 July 19, 2021

Dante

A stupid ass nerd, zesty too
but he loves his girlfriend

Hey have you meet that dante? he watches anime and claims he's not a nerd

by 4rtniteburger November 4, 2022

Dante's Divine Comedy

When you are holding in a jizz so you don't lose any soldiers and you fart and the fart is the catalyst for eruption.

"what happened to you?"
"it stinks, i made a mess, it was Dante's Divine Comedy"

by poopsiemanym January 15, 2024

Dante Martin

also know as cockzilla , hottest being alive , and chick magnet

Guy:have you seen my girlfriend liz? girl:No why? Guy:because i have not seen her for like a hour and she was right here. Girl: She's probaly with dante martin she gonna be hurting

by President Barrak obama May 21, 2016